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Making fun of you? Honey, I was complimenting you.
And wham! My eyes bugged out, my hair shot straight up.
- Well, I can't drink. - You never could.
Oh, Blanche, please. Let's not do this.
We had to sterilize our bottles and make our formula.
I'm so offended.
Now, who went in there last night? Was it you?
Well, then, I must have been really bad.
What would you do?
- I need something to eat. - Didn't you just have dinner?
But never mind about that. Let's talk about you.
I'm glad you're not my sister.
I did a crazy rubber dance all over the room.
She's family. If you can't count on family, who the hell can you count on?
- You look like you lost weight, sugar. - I have.
Let's drive to Disney World and ride the Teacups!
I have killed myself for two days. Babies make a mess.
That's nothing. In Sicily, we use a leaf and the river.
No, please. She could've done that over the phone.
- So how was dinner? - I'm still in shock.
You said "lovely" the same way you say "lovely" to a date
These are Fritos. You want me to swallow them whole?
I gotta go pack.