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JIMMY TUDESKI MAY BE DEAD,
WHAT ROOM YOU LOOKING FOR?
AND WHAT DID HE DO?
WHAT CAN I SAY? I WAS YOUNG.
THE IRS DECIDES TO INVESTIGATE HIM FOR TAX FRAUD.
TAKE US TO THE ART MUSEUM.
I WOULD HATE TO-- [PULLS TRIGGER]
JIMMY TOLD YOU.
ARE YOU SURE?
IT'S WHAT JAMES BOND USES.
THAT'S RIGHT!
HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET OZ?
OH.
YEAH.
PLEASE.
[MUFFLED BUZZING]
THE HUNGARIAN GANG BACK IN CHICAGO
JUST DRIVE THE BOAT.
TO BE PUT INTO THIS ACCOUNT RIGHT HERE.
YOU CAN ASK ME QUESTIONS
SHE'S PROBABLY WORKING ON HER ALIBI.
TAKES OUT A SIZABLE LOAN AGAINST OUR COMPANY,
JILL TOLD ME YOUR IDEA,
I LOVE HER.
QUICK! COME ON!
HA HA HA HA HA!
BY THE WAY, HOW'S YOUR URINATION?
The
THANKS.
BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO.
AND YOU JUST ALL KINDS OF FINE, NOW, AIN'T YOU?
YOU'RE GOING TO BE ANY SAFER AT THE ART MUSEUM?
NOT "CHICAGO" CHICAGO.
BUT, UH, YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE
I AM.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THAT IS?
SOPHIE, THE MAN'S KILLED 17 PEOPLE.
YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO.
I JUST WANT THIS ALL TO END.
NO.
I DO.
[SOBBING]
WHOSE ONLY CRIME, AS FAR AS I CAN SEE,
FEMININE PRODUCTS?
YIMMY'S WIFE.
YOU SURE YOU'RE A DENTIST?
JILL...
BUT IN ORDER TO GET THE MONEY,
YOU JUST... WANT TO MARRY ME?
YES, PUPPY, YES.
SO I'LL GET THE CHECK, THEN?
I'M WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE.
OH, GOD. OF ALL THE TIMES...
DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.
REALLY? WHAT'S HIS NAME?
YOU KNOW, WHAT IF I SAID I WASN'T GONNA LET YOU DO IT?
YEAH, WELL, JIMMY'S GOT HIS OWN WAY OF SPELLING.
UHH! AAH!
LOOK, I REALLY HAVE NO--
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS...
I'D WANT TO ICE YOUR ASS, TOO.
WHY BE FORMAL WITH THE WOMAN YOU'RE ABOUT TO WIDOW?
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
AND FOR A SCUMBAG LIKE JIMMY T?
IT IS YOU.
WHO ARE YOU?
♪ BUT, OOH, YOU CAME THROUGH ♪
AND TRY TO COLLECT ON THE CONTRACT?
GOOD LUCK, MY DARLING.
YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU DEAD?
AT THE OLD PORT.
AND IF YOU AIN'T PREPARED TO DO IT, JIMMY, THEN--
PLANE'S VAITING, AND I'M NOT.
COME ON.
THAT I LOVED YOU?
I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHICAGO ANYMORE.
MR. JONES, WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS?
YOU WHAT?
I'M SORRY...
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
YOU'RE STILL GONNA KILL YOUR WIFE!
THIS IS ONE EXCEEDINGLY SWEET MAN.
JIMMY. JIMMY TUDESKI.
ME, THEN. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR PRICE?
TO ANYTHING EVEN RELATED TO CHICAGO.
OR MAYBE SOME OF THAT SPECIAL SAUCE
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE--
BUT HE KNOWS I DON'T WANT TO BE MARRIED TO HIM ANYMORE,
HUH.
I JUST BUMPED INTO OUR NEW NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.
JIMMY AT A FINE ART MUSEUM?
2 BODIES WERE INSIDE OF IT.
SEE, HE RATTED OUT LAZLO GOGOLAK.
I'LL CALL YOU IN THE MORNING.
JIMMY'S OVER THERE RIGHT NOW WAITING FOR THEM.
I LOVE HIM.
NOW YOU CAN GET DRESSED.
TELL JIMMY I MIGHT'VE THOUGHT
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT HOW MANY PEOPLE I'VE KILLED.
ARE YOU THE OWNER OF A BROWN TOYOTA COROLLA,
SO HE GOES TO A, YOU KNOW, A LOAN SHARK,
WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS?
DO YOU OR DON'T YOU...
[GAVEL BANGS]
WE KNOW YOU TRIED TO HIRE HIM TO KILL YOUR HUSBAND.
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT THERE,
DAVE DOES NOT EXIST.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
WELL, IRONICALLY, HE WAS A SUICIDE.
[BEEPER STOPS BUZZING]
NOT TO INTERRUPT OR ANYTHING,
CAN WE JUST HAVE A MINUTE, PLEASE?
AW, COME ON, OZ. WHAT COULD BE SO TERRIBLE?
[DOG WHIMPERS]
[DRILL WHIRRING]
THAT'S GOOD. OK.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE MAYONNAISE.
WELL, WEDDING VOWS OR NOT,
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY...
YOU WANT YOUR 30 PIECES OF SILVER, RIGHT?
BUT I ALSO WANT $1 MILLION
SHE'S THE KILLER.
I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW,
[STRAINS]