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JIMMY TOLD YOU.
YOU CAN ASK ME QUESTIONS
The
TO BE PUT INTO THIS ACCOUNT RIGHT HERE.
I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW,
ARE YOU SURE?
I LOVE HER.
SO I'LL GET THE CHECK, THEN?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
QUICK! COME ON!
WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS?
PLANE'S VAITING, AND I'M NOT.
AW, COME ON, OZ. WHAT COULD BE SO TERRIBLE?
THE HUNGARIAN GANG BACK IN CHICAGO
YEAH.
JIMMY. JIMMY TUDESKI.
[DOG WHIMPERS]
JILL TOLD ME YOUR IDEA,
YEAH, WELL, JIMMY'S GOT HIS OWN WAY OF SPELLING.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
I'LL CALL YOU IN THE MORNING.
OR MAYBE SOME OF THAT SPECIAL SAUCE
THAT'S RIGHT!
WHAT CAN I SAY? I WAS YOUNG.
IT'S WHAT JAMES BOND USES.
BUT IN ORDER TO GET THE MONEY,
OH, GOD. OF ALL THE TIMES...
TO ANYTHING EVEN RELATED TO CHICAGO.
YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO.
[BEEPER STOPS BUZZING]
I LOVE HIM.
THAT'S GOOD. OK.
I'D WANT TO ICE YOUR ASS, TOO.
BUT, UH, YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE
[MUFFLED BUZZING]
YOU JUST... WANT TO MARRY ME?
SOPHIE, THE MAN'S KILLED 17 PEOPLE.
I WOULD HATE TO-- [PULLS TRIGGER]
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE MAYONNAISE.
BUT I ALSO WANT $1 MILLION
JIMMY TUDESKI MAY BE DEAD,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE--
SHE'S THE KILLER.
PLEASE.
♪ BUT, OOH, YOU CAME THROUGH ♪
CAN WE JUST HAVE A MINUTE, PLEASE?
WHO ARE YOU?
AND WHAT DID HE DO?
WE KNOW YOU TRIED TO HIRE HIM TO KILL YOUR HUSBAND.
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT HOW MANY PEOPLE I'VE KILLED.
YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
2 BODIES WERE INSIDE OF IT.
SEE, HE RATTED OUT LAZLO GOGOLAK.
THAT I LOVED YOU?
YOU WANT YOUR 30 PIECES OF SILVER, RIGHT?
JIMMY AT A FINE ART MUSEUM?
AT THE OLD PORT.
REALLY? WHAT'S HIS NAME?
JUST DRIVE THE BOAT.
I'M WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE.
YOU KNOW, WHAT IF I SAID I WASN'T GONNA LET YOU DO IT?
[SOBBING]
BUT HE KNOWS I DON'T WANT TO BE MARRIED TO HIM ANYMORE,
THANKS.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THAT IS?
DO YOU OR DON'T YOU...
JILL...
DAVE DOES NOT EXIST.
HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET OZ?
WHOSE ONLY CRIME, AS FAR AS I CAN SEE,
GOOD LUCK, MY DARLING.
BY THE WAY, HOW'S YOUR URINATION?
COME ON.
AND IF YOU AIN'T PREPARED TO DO IT, JIMMY, THEN--
[DRILL WHIRRING]
IT IS YOU.
HA HA HA HA HA!
TAKES OUT A SIZABLE LOAN AGAINST OUR COMPANY,
NOW YOU CAN GET DRESSED.
THIS IS ONE EXCEEDINGLY SWEET MAN.
NOT TO INTERRUPT OR ANYTHING,
AND FOR A SCUMBAG LIKE JIMMY T?
YES, PUPPY, YES.
UHH! AAH!
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
YOU SURE YOU'RE A DENTIST?
WELL, WEDDING VOWS OR NOT,
AND YOU JUST ALL KINDS OF FINE, NOW, AIN'T YOU?
I DO.
[STRAINS]
YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU DEAD?
[GAVEL BANGS]
FEMININE PRODUCTS?
I AM.
MR. JONES, WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS...
ME, THEN. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR PRICE?
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT THERE,
I JUST BUMPED INTO OUR NEW NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.
LOOK, I REALLY HAVE NO--
TAKE US TO THE ART MUSEUM.
WELL, IRONICALLY, HE WAS A SUICIDE.
OH.
NO.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHICAGO ANYMORE.
AND TRY TO COLLECT ON THE CONTRACT?
YIMMY'S WIFE.
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
WHAT ROOM YOU LOOKING FOR?
HUH.
DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE ANY SAFER AT THE ART MUSEUM?
NOT "CHICAGO" CHICAGO.
I'M SORRY...
SO HE GOES TO A, YOU KNOW, A LOAN SHARK,
ARE YOU THE OWNER OF A BROWN TOYOTA COROLLA,
SHE'S PROBABLY WORKING ON HER ALIBI.
WHY BE FORMAL WITH THE WOMAN YOU'RE ABOUT TO WIDOW?
JIMMY'S OVER THERE RIGHT NOW WAITING FOR THEM.
THE IRS DECIDES TO INVESTIGATE HIM FOR TAX FRAUD.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY...
YOU WHAT?
TELL JIMMY I MIGHT'VE THOUGHT
YOU'RE STILL GONNA KILL YOUR WIFE!
I JUST WANT THIS ALL TO END.
BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO.