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BUT I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT I SEE, MISTER.
FRANKLIN FIGUEROA.
♪ HA HA
UHH! WATCH YOUR HEAD!
SHE'S IN NIAGARA FALLS WITH HER MOTHER. WHY?
EARLIER.
HAVE YOU VOMITED RECENTLY?
GOOD. LET'S GO FOR A DRIVE.
[GAGS]
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR IT?
WHAT YOU SAID.
SEE, BACK HOME, HER FATHER AND I
♪ SAID IT WOULD BE HELLO, GOOD-BYE ♪
MAYBE THIS FEELING I'VE BEEN HAVING
DAMN. THIS IS A HIT. STAY RIGHT HERE.
THE ONE HE...
OH, HE'S MY NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.
AND THE ONLY WAY ANYONE COULD GET THE MONEY
WOW! WOW!
I KNOW.
TAKE THIS.
LOOK, I REALLY HAVE NO--
IF YOU SAY SO, JIM--[BEEP]
OF A BEAUTIFUL, INNOCENT WOMAN
THE THING IS, IS, UM...
YES! YES. YES!
JIMMY WAS LIKE NO MAN I'D EVER MET BEFORE.
IS THERE GONNA BE ANY KIND OF FINDER'S FEE FOR THIS?
OH. ARE--ARE-- ARE YOU...RICH?
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FRANKIE?
AND THIS SCAR'S A REMINDER-- NEVER GET TOO CLOSE.
THIS MORNING, BEFORE YOU CAME HOME.
THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE, SO I COULD WARN YOU.
THAT MY WIFE IS TRYING TO HAVE ME KILLED.
THAT MUCH I'VE FIGURED OUT.
WHAT WAS OZ DOING GOING OFF WITH MY WIFE LIKE THAT?
[GUNSHOT]
♪ THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER ♪
THERE IT IS AGAIN.
NO, NO, I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT.
SHOOT!
FOR A HITTER.
TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE!
I CAN LIVE WITH 12-5,
WANT A BEER?
AND IF I COULD JUST HAVE ONE AFTERNOON OF YOUR TIME,
Jimmy: FRANKIE.
JILL ST. CLAIR.
[FLUSHES TOILET]
I KNOW ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
DON'T WORRY.
JIMMY, LISTEN.
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. YOU GOT BALLS.
THANK YOU.
PROMISE?
SO, WHAT IS HE, A BAD GUY, YOUR HUSBAND?
MARRY ME.
A FINDER'S FEE? ON A MURDER CONTRACT?
YEAH.
HE WAS ON AN UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENT.
AND DAVE TOLD ME HE REFUSED WITNESS PROTECTION.
I SHOULD GO. NO.
SOME THING...
I KNOW.
THE SOONER HE GETS HERE, THE BETTER.
YOU SEE, NOW, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
YOU BOYS IN ANY RUSH TO GET BACK?
TUDESKI.
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
JANNI, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
WE COULD JUST WALK AWAY YOU KNOW--
AND SHOW THEM A COPY
♪ NOW THEY'LL HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR TUNE ♪
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A DRINK?
WHEN THEY START SLAPPIN' THAT MAYONNAISE ON THERE,
I'M GOING TO--
IT'LL MAKE THESE PAST FEW YEARS
AND EVEN IF I WANTED TO MAKE ANOTHER GO OF IT--
YEAH. WHY?
I APOLOGIZE.
HI.
WE SHOULD CHAT A LITTLE.
IN THE MEANTIME, PROMISE ME YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.
I DON'T WANT ANYBODY DEAD.
NO, IT'S ME.
[TAPE REWINDS]
I THINK WE'VE GIVEN IT LONG ENOUGH.
I HATE THE DRILL.
WE HAVE YOUR VOICE ON TAPE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?
AND HERE'S THE FUNNY PART. HE'S A HIT MAN, TOO.
QUESTIONS FOR YOU, AND YOU BETTER HAVE ANSWERS.
NO. I WANT HER DEAD, TOO.
AND?
THE AIR.
[HORNS HONKING]
WHAT GIRL?
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR FATHER WOULD BE PROUD.
[WHISTLING]
THIS IS OFFICER MORRISSEY.
TULIP?
ARUBA.
AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ALL 3 SIGNATURES,
♪ YOU KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEBODY ♪
BECAUSE HE FAILED TO CHECK IN THIS MORNING.
I DON'T NEED NO INSURANCE.
SO WHAT?
YOU WANT JANNI GOGOLAK DEAD.
HE SAID YOU GUYS HAVEN'T EVEN MET.
JIMMY?
SO THIS KID STARTS TO BLACKMAIL HIM, RIGHT?
SO, WHERE'S JIMMY?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WELL, WHEN THE TIME COMES, JUST SAY, "I DO."
AND TRY TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE, THEN--
I WOULDN'T EXACTLY NECESSARILY
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU AND ME
JIMMY JONES.
DOCTOR.
I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE.
TO HIDE IT FROM THE FEDS.
JESUS.
[FRENCH ACCENT] I NEED MONEY.
OZ JUST TOOK OFF WITH YOUR WIFE,
I'VE EVER HEARD.
OH.
OK.