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THE ACCOUNT NUMBER IS--
YOU COULD SHOW ME THE SIGHTS, YOU KNOW.
I MAY KNOW WHERE HE IS.
I'M TELLING YOU THIS, LIKE A FRIEND,
I WANT THE BULK OF THE MONEY
YEAH?
[DING]
WHILE YOU AND JILL ARE AT THE BANK GETTING THE MONEY,
I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET YOU.
YOU'D RATHER GO HOME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
♪ LIFE IS DRIVIN'
JANNI WILL GET SUSPICIOUS,
LICENSE NUMBER ZED S-J-9-5-9?
THAT WE MOVE BACK HERE.
NO, NOT A PROBLEM.
YOU ARE RIGHT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
AT THE ART MUSEUM TODAY.
YES.
THE FIRST? HITTER.
I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF I'M GOING TO BE ABLE
CAN YOU MOVE ANY SLOWER THAN THIS, FELLAS?
YOU'D BETTER BE DAMN CERTAIN.
FOR 10,000?
[RING]
LET'S GO BANKING.
THAT'S FUNNY.
[SIGHS] OR...
MADE ANY NORMAL IDENTIFICATION IMPOSSIBLE,
OK.
JESUS.
SEXY.
TAKE THE PLASTIC JUNK OFF OF THERE.
YES, IT'S FOR REAL,
THAT'S MY PHONE, THANK YOU.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT...
NO MAYONNAISE?
I STARTED TO LIKE HIM.
OK.
SO YOU COULD TELL HIM WHERE I WAS.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
I'D REALLY HATE TO HAVE TO KILL YOU.
SAW SOME MONEY, WAS HAVING SOME FUN.
WHY?
♪ WHAT TO THINK
IS THIS FOR REAL?
♪ BUT, OOH, YOU CAME THROUGH ♪
I MEAN, GREAT SEX, BUT--
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WAS YOU.
I KNOW. A HIT MAN WITH MORALS. GO FIGURE.
[GUNFIRE]
ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T TELL ME.
EXCUSE ME.
OK, SO WHY DO YOU TORTURE YOURSELF, THEN?
♪ WHO'S GOT THE LAST LAUGH NOW? ♪
THESE MEN NEED TO SEE YOU.
BUT HE AIN'T EXACTLY DEAD.
519.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THE JOB YOURSELF?
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ.
APPARENTLY THAT FELL THROUGH, SO SHE CAME TO ME.
AND ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS HE WANTED ME TO DO
YES. IS THERE A PROBLEM?
FEEL BETTER.
MAYBE IT'S LOVE.
[BEEP]
AND, UH...
SO HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO KILL YOUR WIFE?
WE UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE INFORMATION
I COULD KILL SOMEBODY.
BY THE WAY,
♪ WELL, I GOT SOME CONSOLATION ♪
BE CAREFUL.
1 MILLION...
♪ I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU IF I MIGHT ♪
AND THIS IS THE EXACT SAME TIME
HEH.
I LIKEDHIM.
YES, WELL, IT'S JUST THAT NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEA.
AND...
YEAH, I'LL GO WITH YOU.
THIS WOULD BE SAD IF IT WASN'T SO PATHETIC.
I WOULD IF YOU'D DO ME A FAVOR AND DIE.
OH.
LISTEN TO HIM-- MR. CLOAK AND DAGGER.
REALLY? NO.
OH, REALLY? WHAT ABOUT HER FATHER?
TONIGHT, WHENEVER. LET'S GO. KICK IT INTO GEAR HERE.
BEFORE I VOMITED, I ORDERED SCOTCH.
I'M FROM JERSEY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO DANCE WITH ME ALL NIGHT.
AND I KNOW THAT FRANKIE CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE.
AND JAMES STEFAN TUDESKI.
[GUN COCKS]
IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
HE'S A LITTLE UPSET.
CAHOOTS? RIGHT, CAHOOTS.
HELLO.
SWEET DREAMS, YIMMY.
JIMMY. OZ.
BUT WHEN I TALKED TO JIMMY...
[RING]
LOOK, I--
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YOU SURE? BECAUSE YOU LOOK...
WHY WOULD JANNI WANT TO KEEP ME ALIVE?
WELL, NOW I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING.
OZ. HOW YOU DOING?
SO BIG AARON NEEDS MONEY AND FAST, YOU KNOW?
NO, NO, OZ! NO, NO, NO, NO!
THERE'S A KNOWN KILLER LIVING RIGHT NEXT DOOR
WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND MOVE IN NEXT DOOR TO ME?
SAY HI TO MY WIDOW FOR ME, WILL YOU?
YOU'RE KIDDING. THIS THING RIGHT HERE?
AND I GIVE YOU YOUR DIVORCE.
YOU PIG! YOU DISGUST ME!
AND I'LL BEEP YOU RIGHT BACK.
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
WAAH!
FEEL MY ARM. GOOSEBUMPS.