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I'D REALLY HATE TO HAVE TO KILL YOU.
[SIGHS] OR...
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
WE UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE INFORMATION
THAT'S MY PHONE, THANK YOU.
I'M FROM JERSEY.
SWEET DREAMS, YIMMY.
LET'S GO BANKING.
THERE'S A KNOWN KILLER LIVING RIGHT NEXT DOOR
LISTEN TO HIM-- MR. CLOAK AND DAGGER.
YOU'D BETTER BE DAMN CERTAIN.
CAN YOU MOVE ANY SLOWER THAN THIS, FELLAS?
LICENSE NUMBER ZED S-J-9-5-9?
IS THIS FOR REAL?
YES. IS THERE A PROBLEM?
THE FIRST? HITTER.
IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
[DING]
♪ BUT, OOH, YOU CAME THROUGH ♪
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ.
TONIGHT, WHENEVER. LET'S GO. KICK IT INTO GEAR HERE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WAS YOU.
[BEEP]
I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET YOU.
THAT'S FUNNY.
YES, IT'S FOR REAL,
AND, UH...
BUT WHEN I TALKED TO JIMMY...
JIMMY. OZ.
[GUN COCKS]
FOR 10,000?
WHY WOULD JANNI WANT TO KEEP ME ALIVE?
OH.
BY THE WAY,
SO HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO KILL YOUR WIFE?
OK, SO WHY DO YOU TORTURE YOURSELF, THEN?
HELLO.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
SEXY.
[RING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND MOVE IN NEXT DOOR TO ME?
TAKE THE PLASTIC JUNK OFF OF THERE.
AND JAMES STEFAN TUDESKI.
YEAH, I'LL GO WITH YOU.
MAYBE IT'S LOVE.
AND...
OZ. HOW YOU DOING?
FEEL MY ARM. GOOSEBUMPS.
1 MILLION...
YOU PIG! YOU DISGUST ME!
SAW SOME MONEY, WAS HAVING SOME FUN.
THESE MEN NEED TO SEE YOU.
♪ LIFE IS DRIVIN'
AT THE ART MUSEUM TODAY.
JANNI WILL GET SUSPICIOUS,
ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T TELL ME.
YOU'D RATHER GO HOME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF I'M GOING TO BE ABLE
MADE ANY NORMAL IDENTIFICATION IMPOSSIBLE,
FEEL BETTER.
I STARTED TO LIKE HIM.
WELL, NOW I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING.
I'M TELLING YOU THIS, LIKE A FRIEND,
WHY?
YOU DON'T WANT TO DANCE WITH ME ALL NIGHT.
YOU COULD SHOW ME THE SIGHTS, YOU KNOW.
BEFORE I VOMITED, I ORDERED SCOTCH.
SO YOU COULD TELL HIM WHERE I WAS.
BUT HE AIN'T EXACTLY DEAD.
♪ WHAT TO THINK
SO BIG AARON NEEDS MONEY AND FAST, YOU KNOW?
EXCUSE ME.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT...
HE'S A LITTLE UPSET.
♪ WELL, I GOT SOME CONSOLATION ♪
OK.
YOU SURE? BECAUSE YOU LOOK...
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THE JOB YOURSELF?
YOU ARE RIGHT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
[RING]
OH, REALLY? WHAT ABOUT HER FATHER?
CAHOOTS? RIGHT, CAHOOTS.
I MEAN, GREAT SEX, BUT--
[GUNFIRE]
YES, WELL, IT'S JUST THAT NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEA.
LOOK, I--
HEH.
THAT WE MOVE BACK HERE.
NO, NO, OZ! NO, NO, NO, NO!
AND I'LL BEEP YOU RIGHT BACK.
AND ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS HE WANTED ME TO DO
NO MAYONNAISE?
DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT.
APPARENTLY THAT FELL THROUGH, SO SHE CAME TO ME.
WAAH!
YES.
I COULD KILL SOMEBODY.
REALLY? NO.
BE CAREFUL.
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
AND THIS IS THE EXACT SAME TIME
OK.
I WANT THE BULK OF THE MONEY
THE ACCOUNT NUMBER IS--
519.
AND I KNOW THAT FRANKIE CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE.
I KNOW. A HIT MAN WITH MORALS. GO FIGURE.
SAY HI TO MY WIDOW FOR ME, WILL YOU?
I LIKEDHIM.
THIS WOULD BE SAD IF IT WASN'T SO PATHETIC.
NO, NOT A PROBLEM.
AND I GIVE YOU YOUR DIVORCE.
WHILE YOU AND JILL ARE AT THE BANK GETTING THE MONEY,
♪ I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU IF I MIGHT ♪
YEAH?
I MAY KNOW WHERE HE IS.
YOU'RE KIDDING. THIS THING RIGHT HERE?
I WOULD IF YOU'D DO ME A FAVOR AND DIE.
♪ WHO'S GOT THE LAST LAUGH NOW? ♪
JESUS.