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IF YOU SOLD MY ASS OUT TO JANNI,
[MUMBLES] DON'T BE LONG.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THAT ANIMAL, HE MADE A PASS AT ME.
[STAMMERS]
WE'LL ALL RUN THROUGH THIS ONE MORE TIME,
HE'S GOING TO KILL ME, ISN'T HE?
"THE TULIP"?
OHH! OZ!
THAT WOULD MAKE ME A PARTY TO...A MURDER?
A FRIEND.
I'D LIKE IT WIRE-TRANSFERRED TO A BANK IN THE CAYMANS.
HERE WITH ME?
TO HIRE A HIT MAN TO KILL YOU.
IT REALLY TURNED OUT TO BE A NICE NIGHT TONIGHT.
SMART. THANKS.
OK.
SO I WENT TO WORK FOR HIM
APPARENTLY.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, OZ. YOU ARE NOT FINE.
♪ DARLING, LET'S TAKE A BOW ♪
THE DEAD PART?
WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO PAY ME MY OTHER $5,000?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]
AND I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS OUT LOUD.
YOU CAN GO NOW.
[SINGING LES FEUILLES MORTES]
BELIEVE ME, IF THERE WAS ANY OTHER WAY--
WAAH!
WHOO!
AND WE DRIVE LIKE HELL BACK TO NIAGARA FALLS.
[WHISTLES]
TAP HER. TAP HER?
THEN WOULD I BE OUT OF LINE IF I TOLD YOU...
I'M SURE THAT'S JUST THE SCOTCH TALKING.
WHETHER YOU WANT IT TO OR NOT,
GLAD TO HEAR IT.
♪ TROUBLE SPOT
I'M GOING TO GO!
YEAH, KILL HIM, MAJOR.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS DRILL.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
ACTUALLY, ARUBA'S NOT THAT NICE.
YOU LEAVE TOMORROW AT 9 A.M.
BUT HE'S A KILLER. YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.
YEAH? IT'S ME.
YES.
OZ...
WHACK HER. WHACK HER?
A HIT MAN?
THEN HE GETS THE MONEY. ALL OF IT.
LOSES ALL THE MONEY
SO WHAT ARE YOU BETTING ON?
WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO CLUTTERING YOUR MIND
JUST DIVORCE HER.
BARBECUE ?
I MEAN, THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN COME UP WITH.
HI, MOM.
♪ YOU'RE SITTIN' AROUND, WONDERIN' JUST ♪
MY WIFE?
WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE INTEND TO FIND OUT.
WITH MY WIFE?
EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
♪ HEE HEE HEE
OK, BYE.
EVERYBODY QUIET.
[CRACKS]
PHONE!
DID YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAID?
WENT TO NIAGARA FALLS FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
OH, THAT IS...
WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? WHAT'S UP, BABY?
WITH THE PEOPLE THAT ARE STILL ALIVE.
[DOGS BARKING]
YOU KNOW, I CAN CLOSE THAT GAP FOR YOU.
IN THE MEANTIME, YOU LADIES HAVE A LOVELY DAY.
YOU'RE GONNA GO WITH FRANKIE
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
[RING]
[RING]
DON'T GET ME WRONG, OZ. I LIKE YOU A LOT.
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO WITH WHAT YOUR COMFORTABLE WITH.
I'LL HAVE A SCOTCH AND SODA, PLEASE.
WAAH!
EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
AM I RIGHT?
ANY EMERGENCIES, I GOT MY BEEPER ON.
OZ...
JIMMY, IT'S ME.
IT SEEMS THAT OUR DENTISTFRIEND HERE
WHO WAS THIS REALLY CHARMING, CUTE, FUNNY LITTLE GUY.
HEY, HEY, FRANKIE, FRANKIE.
[SNAPS FINGERS] DENTIST, GET THE BLINDS.
WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?
WHO DID YOU TELL? I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU TOLD.
I'M GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOTTLE OF SCOTCH.
♪ THEY LAUGHED AT ME WANTING YOU ♪
MM-HMM.
HUEVOS GRANDES, AMIGO.
LIFE INSURANCE.
THEY WERE BOTH JUST--
FROM THE GOGOLAK GANG.
♪ PLAYIN' WITH DYNAMITE, MMM ♪
I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
♪ HA HA HA
YEAH.
THAT IS SO WEIRD. YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR.
YOU TELL ME YOU'RE BACK IN CHICAGO
YO, GUY, YOU CAN GET BACK HERE NOW.
WHAT A STANDUP GUY YOU'VE BEEN.
JILL.
WELL, ARE YOU GONNA INVITE ME IN,
LIKE YOU GOT SOME GAS.
BY THE WAY, I'D BE HAPPY TO DO YOUR WIFE FOR YOU.
MY HUSBAND'S RECEPTIONIST.
SAID I WAS REACHING FOR THE MOON
WHAT ABOUT ME?
SHE SAID YOU'D KNOW WHERE.
THEN I MUST HAVE BEEN MISINFORMED.
I AM EXTREMELY
JIMMY, I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.
ANYWAY, LAZLO DOESN'T WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE A HIT, RIGHT?