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MY WIFE?
HERE WITH ME?
FROM THE GOGOLAK GANG.
A HIT MAN?
WENT TO NIAGARA FALLS FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
I'LL HAVE A SCOTCH AND SODA, PLEASE.
I'M SURE THAT'S JUST THE SCOTCH TALKING.
THAT ANIMAL, HE MADE A PASS AT ME.
WITH MY WIFE?
PHONE!
SAID I WAS REACHING FOR THE MOON
WELL, ARE YOU GONNA INVITE ME IN,
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, OZ. YOU ARE NOT FINE.
SMART. THANKS.
HI, MOM.
MM-HMM.
JUST DIVORCE HER.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
BY THE WAY, I'D BE HAPPY TO DO YOUR WIFE FOR YOU.
SHE SAID YOU'D KNOW WHERE.
IF YOU SOLD MY ASS OUT TO JANNI,
LOSES ALL THE MONEY
EVERYBODY QUIET.
AM I RIGHT?
"THE TULIP"?
A FRIEND.
JILL.
SO I WENT TO WORK FOR HIM
I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
I MEAN, THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN COME UP WITH.
WAAH!
ANY EMERGENCIES, I GOT MY BEEPER ON.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]
WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?
YOU CAN GO NOW.
[MUMBLES] DON'T BE LONG.
WHO WAS THIS REALLY CHARMING, CUTE, FUNNY LITTLE GUY.
WHOO!
[CRACKS]
YOU'RE GONNA GO WITH FRANKIE
YES.
WE'LL ALL RUN THROUGH THIS ONE MORE TIME,
WAAH!
OK.
IT SEEMS THAT OUR DENTISTFRIEND HERE
AND I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS OUT LOUD.
OZ...
OK, BYE.
ACTUALLY, ARUBA'S NOT THAT NICE.
EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
GLAD TO HEAR IT.
YO, GUY, YOU CAN GET BACK HERE NOW.
YEAH? IT'S ME.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'D LIKE IT WIRE-TRANSFERRED TO A BANK IN THE CAYMANS.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE INTEND TO FIND OUT.
YOU LEAVE TOMORROW AT 9 A.M.
[SINGING LES FEUILLES MORTES]
ANYWAY, LAZLO DOESN'T WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE A HIT, RIGHT?
THAT WOULD MAKE ME A PARTY TO...A MURDER?
I'M GOING TO GO!
THEN I MUST HAVE BEEN MISINFORMED.
AND WE DRIVE LIKE HELL BACK TO NIAGARA FALLS.
♪ HEE HEE HEE
WHAT A STANDUP GUY YOU'VE BEEN.
OZ...
WHETHER YOU WANT IT TO OR NOT,
TAP HER. TAP HER?
HE'S GOING TO KILL ME, ISN'T HE?
WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO CLUTTERING YOUR MIND
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS DRILL.
APPARENTLY.
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO WITH WHAT YOUR COMFORTABLE WITH.
[STAMMERS]
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
♪ DARLING, LET'S TAKE A BOW ♪
OHH! OZ!
WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? WHAT'S UP, BABY?
WITH THE PEOPLE THAT ARE STILL ALIVE.
JIMMY, I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.
[WHISTLES]
HUEVOS GRANDES, AMIGO.
BUT HE'S A KILLER. YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.
I'M GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOTTLE OF SCOTCH.
♪ THEY LAUGHED AT ME WANTING YOU ♪
♪ YOU'RE SITTIN' AROUND, WONDERIN' JUST ♪
♪ TROUBLE SPOT
YEAH.
I AM EXTREMELY
[RING]
YOU TELL ME YOU'RE BACK IN CHICAGO
SO WHAT ARE YOU BETTING ON?
WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO PAY ME MY OTHER $5,000?
LIKE YOU GOT SOME GAS.
WHACK HER. WHACK HER?
IT REALLY TURNED OUT TO BE A NICE NIGHT TONIGHT.
[SNAPS FINGERS] DENTIST, GET THE BLINDS.
THEN HE GETS THE MONEY. ALL OF IT.
LIFE INSURANCE.
BARBECUE ?
♪ PLAYIN' WITH DYNAMITE, MMM ♪
DON'T GET ME WRONG, OZ. I LIKE YOU A LOT.
EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
YOU KNOW, I CAN CLOSE THAT GAP FOR YOU.
MY HUSBAND'S RECEPTIONIST.
THEN WOULD I BE OUT OF LINE IF I TOLD YOU...
OH, THAT IS...
THEY WERE BOTH JUST--
IN THE MEANTIME, YOU LADIES HAVE A LOVELY DAY.
[RING]
BELIEVE ME, IF THERE WAS ANY OTHER WAY--
[DOGS BARKING]
WHAT ABOUT ME?
♪ HA HA HA
THE DEAD PART?
JIMMY, IT'S ME.
HEY, HEY, FRANKIE, FRANKIE.
THAT IS SO WEIRD. YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR.
DID YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAID?
WHO DID YOU TELL? I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU TOLD.
TO HIRE A HIT MAN TO KILL YOU.
YEAH, KILL HIM, MAJOR.