Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ASK CYNTHIA TO JOIN US, PLEASE?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WELL, I HAD A HAMBURGER FOR LUNCH.

HA HA! GO AHEAD. SHOW HIM HOW YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO DIE.

ANYBODY WE KNOW?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T LET ME KILL HER?

YEAH. I THINK WE'RE GOOD.

ACTUALLY, MR. TUDESKI, I'M STILL A VIRGIN.

UPSTAIRS BACK BEDROOM.

YOU'RE A DENTIST?

YOU HAVE THE CERTIFICATES?

THEY HAVE IN THIS BACKYARD?

SO IT LOOKS LIKE A BAD BURGLARY,

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WELL, YOU ARE A DENTIST.

JANNI'S NOT GOING TO KILL ANYONE.

I SWEAR I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYBODY KILL YOU.

THIS LITTLE WEASEL SHOOTS ME IN THE BACK,

AND LIKE I SAID, HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DIVORCE.

I'M CAREFUL, TOO.

♪ BUT I DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING ♪

AND A DEATH CERTIFICATE.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'VE GOT A DEADLINE.

YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME, SEXY.

JIMMY AND I ARE OVER.

YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH YOUR CONSCIENCE.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

JIMMY AND FRANKIE, THEY'RE IN...

LIKE TRY LEAVING ME IN THE LURCH, ARE YOU?

A COUPLE OF SPARE BODIES LYING AROUND.

THE THING YOU GOT TO REMEMBER IS,

YOU MEAN DID I TAKE THE CONTRACT?

BOTH OF THEM WERE BIG SHOTS IN A CHICAGO CRIME SYNDICATE.

IS YIMMY TUDESKI.

THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE

ONLY IT WASN'T A WEDDING PRESENT.

Sophie: YES. YES. YES.

IT ALL STARTED WITH THE LITTLE MISSIS.

SINCE I'M THE ONE THAT FOUND THIS GUY,

LOOK, MAYBE IT WOULD BE BEST TO EVERYBODY CONCERNED

YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE DOING THE WORLD A FAVOR

WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

SAVE YOURSELF THE PAIN.

WHAT DID YOU DO? WHO DID YOU TALK TO?

WE KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WHERE JIMMY TUDESKI IS.

TO KILL MY WIFE.

♪ KEPT THE LAUGHERS BUSY

NOW, I KNOW YOU GUYS GOT

HE COMES TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS,

YEAH? WELL, WHEN I CAME BACK FROM LUNCH,

SHE'S A CUTE KID.

I ALWAYS LIKED YOU.

I HOPE THERE WAS NOTHING SPECIAL YOU WANTED TO SEE

WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.

MAYBE HE'LL JUST LET US GO.

I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE YET.

I VANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

SHE'S JUST CHARMING, ISN'T SHE?

OK. YOU MIND IF I PISS A LITTLE BLOOD FIRST?

ONE ROCCO MORE OR LESS ISN'T WORTH DYING FOR.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

BECAUSE I HAVE TO RESCHEDULE ALL YOUR APPOINTMENTS.

YOU'RE A SWEET GUY.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

I WANT TO SEE THAT SPINELESS RAT BEG.

THE MAN'S A PROFESSIONAL KILLER.

CYNTHIA, IT SEEMS THAT MR.--

THEN YOU RANSACK THE HOUSE A LITTLE BIT,

I'VE BEEN HER 2 DAYS, AND I GOT LITTLE TOMATO PLANTS--

HE'S DESPERATE. HE'D SLEEP WITH A MEAT GRINDER.

SO I COULD FAMILIARIZE MYSELF WITH HIS HABITS.

THEN I'LL BEEP CYNTHIA.

IF IT WAS ME...

OUR NEW NEIGHBOR, YOU SAID THERE WAS A PRICE ON HIS HEAD?

I'M ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS.

MONEY DOESN'T MATTER.

WHAT'S A NICE WAY OF...

AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

I'M SERGEANT BUCHANAN.

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T THINK OF NOTHING FINER

♪ THEY ALL SAID WE'D NEVER GET TOGETHER ♪

EVERYBODY DIES.

YOU KNOW, I'D DONE A COUPLE OF THINGS,

SHE'S GONNA PUT MAYONNAISE ON IT.

I SAID, "RUN, STANLEY. RUN. GO, GO. RUN. HIDE.

NOW, AIN'T THIS SOME SHIT?

FIND OUT WHERE HE IS! JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!

JIMMY THE TULIP?

WELL, I KEEP A SCRAPBOOK.

WILL YOU RELAX? JUST COME ON OVER HERE.

YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. THANKS.

LOOK, I CHANGED MY MIND, OK?

SHE DID IT. SHE'S A KILLER!

[OBJECT CLATTERS]

ARE YOU GOING ALONE?

AND I'D BE SOMEWHERE LIKE, UH...

NOW, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

HE DIDN'T SOUND UPSET.