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I HAVEN'T MADE LOVE IN 5 YEARS.

SPECIAL AGENT HANSON, MRS. OSERANSKY--

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

AND SAID, "YES"?

YOU NICHOLAS OSERANSKY?

WHAT OTHER THING?

IS THAT ALL THIS HAS MEANT TO YOU?

BECAUSE IF HE KILLS YOU--

YOU'RE THE REASON I'M TRYING TO GET INTO THE BUSINESS.

I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME.

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE ART MUSEUM.

BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO DIE.

OF A VALIDATED MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU THINK? YOU THINK?

WAS SHE A CONTRACT KILLER, TOO?

WHAT'S HE SAYING? UH-HUH.

I THINK YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING

SO WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST...

WILL YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF?

FULL-SIZE CAR, PLEASE.

IT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO,

[CLICKS TONGUE]

IF YOU'D JUST HAVE HER WHACKED.

I DON'T KNOW, UH...

PRESENT COMPANY EXCLUDED?

ACTUALLY, I DID.

I'M MR. CAREFUL.

BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW...

♪ THEY ALL LAUGHED AT WILBUR AND HIS BROTHER ♪

OF JIMMY THE TULIP?

SO SHE'S THE ONE.

YOU'RE GETTING A JOB.

I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST ROMANTIC THING

OZ, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

HAVE ANOTHER MARTINI.

BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM?

I'D SAY, "NO ICE, NO WATER, IN A TALL GLASS."

ONLY BY MARRIAGE.

LET'S GO TELL JANNI.

I'M NOT GONNA LET JIMMY KILL YOU.

BY THE WAY, THE HELL BITCH CALLED.

NOW, I KNOW YOU LIKE THIS GUY.

WELL, IF YOU'RE FROM JERSEY, YOU'RE FROM JERSEY.

♪ THEY ALL LAUGHED WHEN EDISON RECORDED SOUND ♪

AS SOON AS THEY'RE DONE WITH JIMMY,

AND SAID THAT I'M CRAZY, THAT I'VE GONE NUTS.

THERE'D ALWAYS BE THAT OTHER THING BETWEEN US.

SO, JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION.

NO, WAIT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

CAN YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR WHILE YOU'RE THERE?

BECAUSE I'M NOT THE FIRST ONE SHE CAME TO ON THIS.

BUT YOU WERE-- YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME?

YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY, OZ.

WAS LAZLO GOGOLAK'S KEY ENFORCER!

♪ WHO'S GOT THE LAST LAUGH NOW? ♪

THEN I WAS RECRUITED BY LAZLO GOGOLAK,

WELL, I'M GUESSING MY DARLING WIFE.

BUT EVERYTHING I DID WAS FOR LOVE.

AS MUCH AS I DO.

WIFE LIKE HE GOT AND STILL HE BELIEVES IN WEDDING VOWS.

BUT I CAN'T LET YOU KILL HER.

JIMMY THE TULIP LIVES NEXT TO YOU,

THE MONEY LAZLO GOGOLAK GAVE US AS A WEDDING PRESENT.

DOES THIS SLIDE? WHAT?

THAT RAN THE NORTH SIDE,

DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.

YOU GUYS KNOW A GOOD DIVORCE LAWYER?

YOU KNOW A GUY NAMED FRANKIE FIGS?

I AM SO DAMN SCARED.

LOVE FOR YOU MEANS MONEY FOR ME.

FIND SOMEBODY ELSE AND JUST START OVER.

YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HER, TOO?

THAT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER.

WHAT'D ITHAT WAS YOU?! TELL YOU?

IS A GREAT MAN.

WELL, HIDING OUT, MOST LIKELY.

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

HE TRIED TO BACK OUT?

YOU BETTER START PACKING.

SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I MEAN, WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, RIGHT?

GOING TO BE A DEAD STUD.

ABOUT 10 MILLION VERY GOOD REASONS

UNDER THE NAME OF DR. NICHOLAS

WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.

YEAH. NEW JERSEY.

ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO GET BACK TOGETHER?

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE,

[STARTS ENGINE]

TO RAT JIMMY TUDESKI OUT TO JANNI GOGOLAK--

THERE WAS NO ONE LIKE HIM AT MY DADDY'S COUNTRY CLUB.

IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

GOD, I'M GOING TO LOVE THIS.

♪ YOU TO DRINK

AND IF YOU DON'T DO THIS FOR ME,

I'M SORRY. I MUST HAVE THE WRONG--

DR. OSERANSKY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS,

FEELING BETTER?