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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
[BARKING]
SPECIAL AGENT HANSON, MRS. OSERANSKY--
IS THAT ALL THIS HAS MEANT TO YOU?
HI, JANNI.
AS MUCH AS I DO.
IF YOU'D JUST HAVE HER WHACKED.
SO WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST...
TO RAT JIMMY TUDESKI OUT TO JANNI GOGOLAK--
IT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO,
[BABBLES]
WELL, I'M GUESSING MY DARLING WIFE.
WELL, IF YOU'RE FROM JERSEY, YOU'RE FROM JERSEY.
BUT I CAN'T LET YOU KILL HER.
ACTUALLY, I DID.
AND SAID THAT I'M CRAZY, THAT I'VE GONE NUTS.
WAS SHE A CONTRACT KILLER, TOO?
YOU BETTER START PACKING.
YOU'RE GETTING A JOB.
♪ THEY ALL LAUGHED WHEN EDISON RECORDED SOUND ♪
AAH!
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE,
SO SHE'S THE ONE.
MM-HMM.
SO, JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION.
BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I'D SAY, "NO ICE, NO WATER, IN A TALL GLASS."
WAS LAZLO GOGOLAK'S KEY ENFORCER!
BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW...
THERE'D ALWAYS BE THAT OTHER THING BETWEEN US.
YOU'RE FINE?
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME.
I'M MR. CAREFUL.
BUT EVERYTHING I DID WAS FOR LOVE.
BUT YOU WERE-- YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME?
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
NO.
[BOTH LAUGH]
AS SOON AS THEY'RE DONE WITH JIMMY,
UNDER THE NAME OF DR. NICHOLAS
DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
IS A GREAT MAN.
HAVE ANOTHER MARTINI.
THERE WAS NO ONE LIKE HIM AT MY DADDY'S COUNTRY CLUB.
UM...
AGAIN?
YEAH?
LET'S GO TELL JANNI.
WIFE LIKE HE GOT AND STILL HE BELIEVES IN WEDDING VOWS.
THE MONEY LAZLO GOGOLAK GAVE US AS A WEDDING PRESENT.
NO, I...
YOU KNOW A GUY NAMED FRANKIE FIGS?
ONLY BY MARRIAGE.
UHH.
I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST ROMANTIC THING
SO YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT'S HE SAYING? UH-HUH.
FIND SOMEBODY ELSE AND JUST START OVER.
DR. OSERANSKY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS,
WHO'S THAT?
YOU THINK? YOU THINK?
BY THE WAY, THE HELL BITCH CALLED.
WHAT OTHER THING?
I AM SO DAMN SCARED.
WHAT'D ITHAT WAS YOU?! TELL YOU?
WILL YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF?
PRESENT COMPANY EXCLUDED?
YEAH. NEW JERSEY.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
YOU NICHOLAS OSERANSKY?
JIMMY...
BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE ART MUSEUM.
I'M NOT GONNA LET JIMMY KILL YOU.
YES, I DO.
BECAUSE I'M NOT THE FIRST ONE SHE CAME TO ON THIS.
[STARTS ENGINE]
I DON'T KNOW, UH...
WELL, HIDING OUT, MOST LIKELY.
DOES THIS SLIDE? WHAT?
GOOD LUCK.
I'M SORRY. I MUST HAVE THE WRONG--
ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO GET BACK TOGETHER?
♪ THEY ALL LAUGHED AT WILBUR AND HIS BROTHER ♪
OZ, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
DO MY WIFE?
I HAVEN'T MADE LOVE IN 5 YEARS.
FEELING BETTER?
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU GUYS KNOW A GOOD DIVORCE LAWYER?
CERTAINLY.
OF A VALIDATED MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE.
NOW, I KNOW YOU LIKE THIS GUY.
♪ WHO'S GOT THE LAST LAUGH NOW? ♪
A BIENTOT.
I THINK YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
LOVE FOR YOU MEANS MONEY FOR ME.
AFRAID SO.
WHO ARE YOU?
YOU'RE THE REASON I'M TRYING TO GET INTO THE BUSINESS.
ABOUT 10 MILLION VERY GOOD REASONS
MMM.
♪ YOU TO DRINK
CAN YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR WHILE YOU'RE THERE?
THAT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER.
GOING TO BE A DEAD STUD.
YOU'RE JILL?
YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HER, TOO?
AND SAID, "YES"?
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM?
BECAUSE IF HE KILLS YOU--
FULL-SIZE CAR, PLEASE.
GOD, I'M GOING TO LOVE THIS.
HE TRIED TO BACK OUT?
JIMMY THE TULIP LIVES NEXT TO YOU,
I MEAN, WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, RIGHT?
AND IF YOU DON'T DO THIS FOR ME,
[COUGHING]
IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
NO, WAIT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY, OZ.
OFF YOU GO."
THAT RAN THE NORTH SIDE,
OF JIMMY THE TULIP?
THEN I WAS RECRUITED BY LAZLO GOGOLAK,