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JANNI, TALKIN' ABOUT YOURSELF AGAIN?
♪ YOU KNOW, I DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING ♪
YES. YES, SHE DOES.
MORE THAN ANYONE'S WANTED TO MARRY ANYONE
YOU SUICIDAL?
♪ NOW THEY'RE EATING HUMBLE PIE ♪
ME. I CHOKED.
♪ YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE TROUBLED ♪
HA. HA HA HA.
NEITHER HAVE I.
WHO'S THIS REMIND YOU OF?
[PERSON BREAKS WIND]
MAYBE I HAVE CHANGED SINCE MY DEATH.
WELCOMING ME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
AND TELL JANNI'S GUYS YOU'RE BEING IMPOLITE?
LOUSY HUSBAND, THOUGH.
YOUR MOTHER, SHE KNOWS ABOUT THIS?
JANNI'S THE TRUSTING TYPE.
WAS WHACK OUT ONE OF HIS LITTLE COUSINS.
SO, NOW THAT HE'S OUT OF PRISON,
THE WHOLE 9 YARDS.
EXACTO.
I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU!
THE IRS DECIDES TO INVESTIGATE HIM FOR TAX FRAUD
YOU DIDN'T GO TO JANNI.
WHY IS THAT FUNNY?
REALLY?
[HUNGARIAN ACCENT] MY FATHER...
AND WE DON'T WANT THAT.
IT'S OK.
WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE BACK TO THE HOTEL WITH ME?
THAT'S HIS FLOWER OF CHOICE.
ME AND FRANKIE FIGS?
NO.
Sophie: MY MOTHER WANTS THIS TO HAPPEN
JIMMY TUDESKI'S DEAD.
HA HA.
FRANKIE EXPLAINED TO ME
SHE'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU
WHAT UP, PARTNER? GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MAN.
LOOK, I DON'T--
TUDESKI.
BUT--
SO...
AREN'T YOU GONNA CRY OUT FOR HELP?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE A GUN?
I'VE DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE.
NO, I DON'T JUST WANT TO MARRY YOU.
THAT'S WHY JIMMY WANTS TO KILL YOU,
10 GRAND.
IT WASN'T ME.
ON THAT PHONE OVER THERE AND TELL YOU WHERE TO GO.
CERTAINLY.
WHY DON'T WE GET STARTED?
TODAY.
TILL YOU'RE BLUE IN THE FACE,
I WORK FOR JANNI GOGOLAK.
FRANKIE FIGS WAS IN YOUR ROOM?
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WE GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT.
IN THE MEANTIME...
Jill: OK, WELL, WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?
I KNOW.
[STARTS ENGINE]
BUT THEN, AFTER I GOT TO KNOW HIM,
OK, MAYBE I CAN TALK TO HIM, REASON WITH HIM.
[BABBLES]
UNLIKE THAT RAT FUCK!
[BELL RINGS]
WELL, THEN HOW--
I'M GLAD WE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
I'VE BEEN MARRIED.
YOU WILL LEAD HIM TO THE MAN YOU BELIEVE
WE GOT COMPANY.
MY MOTHER'S THERE WAITING WITH IT.
DR. OSERANSKY,
WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I JUST FOUND OUT
YOU ARE EVER SUPPOSED TO PUT ON A HAMBURGER
A.K.A. FRANKIE FIGS.
SO, DO YOU OR DON'T YOU?
GET HER BAG.
'CAUSE SHE TOLD ME THAT YOU...
GO HAVE A LOOK.
CYNTHIA, DON'T RUSH OFF.
OZ, YOU STUD, YOU.
JIMMY THE TULIP?
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS FIRST STARTING OUT.
OZ! YES!
I--I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE STANLEY AFTER THAT.
THE ONE HE SHTUPPED IN CHICAGO.
IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR WAY YOU WANT HIM TO DIE?
WITH THE INCONSEQUENTIAL?
[LAUGHS]
YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE-- A PRICE ON HIS HEAD.
WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL JIMMY
WE UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE INFORMATION REGARDING--
♪ SAID I WAS REACHING FOR THE MOON ♪
THAT I THINK THE JOB YOU DID ON KEVIN VINCENT,
SORRY, FRANKIE.
NO PLANS.
BARBECUE.
♪ THEY ALL LAUGHED AT FULTON AND HIS STEAMBOAT ♪
HE WAS THERE.
HE TOOK A REALLY... REALLY LONG TIME TO DIE.
I CAN TELL! YOU HAD SEX!
JIMMY ONLY GOT 5 YEARS,
LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE MAKE IT, UH, 12-5?
YES, WELL, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
WHO TOLD YOU THAT--DAVE?
HAVE YOU SEEN JANNI YET?
EVERYBODY'S INSIDE.
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
FINDER'S FEE?
I'LL COME BY YOUR HOTEL ROOM AS SOON AS I'M FINISHED.
OF COURSE. WHAT DID YOU THINK THIS WAS ALL ABOUT?
I'M BETTING ON LOVE.
SO AFTER YOU KILL JANNI,
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
WELL, IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO MAINTAIN A FRIENDSHIP
GOOD. GET TO KNOW HIM.
♪ FORD AND HIS LIZZIE
NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEA. IT WAS MY WIFE'S PLAN.
♪ FOR HO HO HO
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR.
NO, I'M DONE WITH CHICAGO.
IT'S WHAT HE DOES.
THANKS.
I LOVE A MAN WITH MANNERS.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
♪ THEY LAUGHED AT ME WANTING YOU ♪