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HA HA!
HEY...
I HAD AN IDEA.
THERE WERE OTHERS?
AND I REALLY, REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN.
MRS. TUDESKI...
LOOK, I HAVE NO INTENTION OF RATTING ANYBODY OUT, OK?
HA HA!
SHIT.
[LAUGHS] WHY NOT?
YOU MAY LIKE IT.
SHE CAN'T HELP IT. HER MOTHER--
SO, WHERE IS HE, MRS. OSERANSKY?
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME
I THINK I LOVE HIM.
I KNOW I'VE ONLY BEEN WORKING FOR YOU FOR, WHATEVER, 3 WEEKS,
LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY,
OH, YOU MUST BE--
YOU LIKE SO MUCH HERE IN CANADA!
LET'S NOT FORGET WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO, OK?
AHH.
AAH!
AND HE'S--HE'S PRETTY NICE, YOU KNOW?
♪ IT'S THE SAME OLD CRY
HELLO.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE IN TOWN.
I DID TELL HIM. I DON'T WANT A DIME.
YES, COME IN.
[SIGHS]
JILL.
YOU SHTUPPEDMY WIFE, OZ?
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
[GARGLING]
WHO'S THE MARK?
YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
THEY PUT MAYONNAISE ON IT?
BECAUSE I'M JUST--I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING--
[WHIRRING]
BECAUSE IF YOU SCREW THIS UP,
♪ FOR HO HO HO
LOOK, JIMMY, I MAY HATE MY LIFE,
IT'S ME.
YOU KNOW, HIT ON HER.
IT MIGHT BE.
UHH!
AND...
Edward G. Robinson: SHOOT!
[WOMAN SINGING LES FEUILLES MORTES]
AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
WITH EACH OTHER'S WIVES.
I'VE MANAGED TO UPSET A MASS MURDERER.
BUT I SPENT SOME TIME WITH THE GUY TODAY,
SO YOU WERE SAYING YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW...
OZ, YOU LOOK WORRIED.
WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND?
I HAVE A PLAN.
JUST PUT IT OVER THERE.
YOU, TOO.
AND WHAT BUSINESS WOULD THAT BE?
SOONER OR LATER.
WELL, I ONCE READ THAT DENTISTS ARE PRONE TO SUICIDE.
I'M SURE JANNI FIGURES HE'LL TAKE CARE OF HER
IF I DIDN'T KILL YOU, FRANKIE WOULD HAVE.
CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY CAPTIONS, INC. Los Angeles, California
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF JIMMY THE TULIP.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DID YOU DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO?
THE GOGOLAK GANG!
I THINK IT'S WORTH A TRY.
APPARENTLY, JANNI GOGO IS ON HIS WAY UP HERE,
WHY--WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?
YEAH, WHATEVER.
THINKS IT'S A SIN.
WHEN?
YES! AND SOMEHOW HE KNEW ALL ABOUT
REALLY?
THEY HUNG UP.
THEY'RE RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
WELL, IF WE DON'T MAKE JANNI GOGOLAK DEAD,
IT'S TIME.
NO. NO.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THEY ARE.
OHH!
MAKE SURE WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING.
IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN STOP YOU FROM DOING THIS?
OK? DON'T WORRY.
MRS. TUDESKI--
[THUNDER]
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE JANNI A CALL?
SEE, MY ONLY QUESTION IS,
SHE SAID SHE AND HER MOM
YOU KNOW, THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG.
DO YOU WANT TO USE IT OR NOT?
THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME.
HA. RELAX.
MEET ME AT EKINS OYSTER BAR IN 45 MINUTES.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'LL TALK WHEN YOU GET BACK.
[BEEP]
NO ONE, I SWEAR.
♪ AND, OOH, YOU CAME THROUGH ♪
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS HOW I GET ALONG
DO YOU MIND IF I SAY SOMETHING?
YOU KNOW, PROFESSIONALLY.
I'M ALREADY PAYING HER FATHER'S DEBT.
WHAT?
SO, DID YOU DO IT?
LET'S JUST MAKE SURE WE GOT THE MONEY FIRST.
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
CYNTHIA, NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEA.
WELL, I DO LIKE YOU...
SEX.
Woman on TV: WILL WE EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, FRANK?
[WINDOW OPENS]
[CLATTER, GLASS SHATTERS]
I--I TOLD HIM I WAS THERE TO KILL HIM.
UHH!
BECAUSE I TOLD HIM.
GOTCHA.
JUST TELL HIM TO STAY WHERE HE IS,
HA HA HA HA HA!
YOU'VE KILLED 17 PEOPLE,
ALL RIGHT.
SERIOUSLY SWEET ASS.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
ARE GOING TO GO BACK TO CHICAGO?
IS THATJIMMY, WHAT YOU'RE--CALM DOWN.