HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
MAKE SURE WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING.
YOU SHTUPPEDMY WIFE, OZ?
HA HA!
HA HA!
[WOMAN SINGING LES FEUILLES MORTES]
WITH EACH OTHER'S WIVES.
I'M SURE JANNI FIGURES HE'LL TAKE CARE OF HER
YEAH, WHATEVER.
YOU LIKE SO MUCH HERE IN CANADA!
DO YOU WANT TO USE IT OR NOT?
YOU KNOW, PROFESSIONALLY.
AND I REALLY, REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
[SIGHS]
WELL, IF WE DON'T MAKE JANNI GOGOLAK DEAD,
YOU KNOW, THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG.
YOU, TOO.
NO. NO.
ARE GOING TO GO BACK TO CHICAGO?
Woman on TV: WILL WE EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, FRANK?
AND HE'S--HE'S PRETTY NICE, YOU KNOW?
CYNTHIA, NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEA.
SHE SAID SHE AND HER MOM
YES, COME IN.
BECAUSE I'M JUST--I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING--
OZ, YOU LOOK WORRIED.
THERE WERE OTHERS?
HEY...
SERIOUSLY SWEET ASS.
YOU'VE KILLED 17 PEOPLE,
WELL, I DO LIKE YOU...
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS HOW I GET ALONG
I THINK IT'S WORTH A TRY.
I KNOW I'VE ONLY BEEN WORKING FOR YOU FOR, WHATEVER, 3 WEEKS,
BECAUSE I TOLD HIM.
OK? DON'T WORRY.
UHH!
SHIT.
SEX.
SO, DID YOU DO IT?
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE JANNI A CALL?
WHEN?
I THINK I LOVE HIM.
SHE CAN'T HELP IT. HER MOTHER--
ALL RIGHT.
WHO'S THE MARK?
IF I DIDN'T KILL YOU, FRANKIE WOULD HAVE.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE IN TOWN.
OHH!
AAH!
ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
THEY PUT MAYONNAISE ON IT?
Edward G. Robinson: SHOOT!
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
DO YOU MIND IF I SAY SOMETHING?
[CLATTER, GLASS SHATTERS]
WHAT?
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHY--WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?
AND WHAT BUSINESS WOULD THAT BE?
[GARGLING]
NO ONE, I SWEAR.
YES! AND SOMEHOW HE KNEW ALL ABOUT
♪ IT'S THE SAME OLD CRY
JILL.
OH, YOU MUST BE--
APPARENTLY, JANNI GOGO IS ON HIS WAY UP HERE,
I'VE MANAGED TO UPSET A MASS MURDERER.
MEET ME AT EKINS OYSTER BAR IN 45 MINUTES.
[WINDOW OPENS]
♪ FOR HO HO HO
LET'S NOT FORGET WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO, OK?
SO YOU WERE SAYING YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW...
HELLO.
IT'S TIME.
IT MIGHT BE.
HA. RELAX.
JUST TELL HIM TO STAY WHERE HE IS,
I HAVE A PLAN.
I HAD AN IDEA.
♪ AND, OOH, YOU CAME THROUGH ♪
MRS. TUDESKI...
[WHIRRING]
AND...
CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY CAPTIONS, INC. Los Angeles, California
AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
BUT I SPENT SOME TIME WITH THE GUY TODAY,
THINKS IT'S A SIN.
REALLY?
AHH.
THEY HUNG UP.
LOOK, I HAVE NO INTENTION OF RATTING ANYBODY OUT, OK?
IT'S ME.
WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND?
JUST PUT IT OVER THERE.
YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
LET'S JUST MAKE SURE WE GOT THE MONEY FIRST.
THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME.
I--I TOLD HIM I WAS THERE TO KILL HIM.
SO, WHERE IS HE, MRS. OSERANSKY?
IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN STOP YOU FROM DOING THIS?
BECAUSE IF YOU SCREW THIS UP,
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME
SOONER OR LATER.
LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY,
GOTCHA.
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
[BEEP]
MRS. TUDESKI--
I'M ALREADY PAYING HER FATHER'S DEBT.
LOOK, JIMMY, I MAY HATE MY LIFE,
IS THATJIMMY, WHAT YOU'RE--CALM DOWN.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THEY ARE.
REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF JIMMY THE TULIP.
[THUNDER]
WELL, I ONCE READ THAT DENTISTS ARE PRONE TO SUICIDE.
THE GOGOLAK GANG!
YOU KNOW, HIT ON HER.
WE'LL TALK WHEN YOU GET BACK.
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
THEY'RE RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
YOU MAY LIKE IT.
[LAUGHS] WHY NOT?
SEE, MY ONLY QUESTION IS,
HA HA HA HA HA!
DID YOU DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO?
UHH!
I DID TELL HIM. I DON'T WANT A DIME.