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I would've done the same thing if you were a man. Now!
- And we're in kind of a hurry, so... - (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
[gasps] Wait, you know about the demon?
Whoa. That looks damn delicious. What the hell is it?
Hoodlums? Bad friend? Ignorant elf?
Have you considered stealing things of value?
Throw me the bottle. I'll throw you the elf.
[herald] Four o'clock and all is well!
Oh, wait, uh, just one princess. Me, Princess Tia...
I'll pet him in the wrong direction. I'll put a cucumber beside him.
[electricity crackling]
They go well with me neck sparklies.
[squeaking]
There's a lot of sexual tension between us.
He disposes of them with extreme prejudice.
Hey, that's Lady Lingonberry's carriage! I was stealing it!
Jerry, leave the highballs and, I don't know, feed the peacocks.
Huh. Okay. [sniffles] Maybe I will.
[horses neigh]
Luci, thought I pushed you... We're together again.
[sighs]
[gasps] You just killed my lawyer.
That drives them crazy.
She's come along faster than we ever dared dream.
But they don't like me.
I care about Bean.
I shall soon cast thee out, demon, with these sacred tools.
if you consider death, disease and rampant poverty acceptable.
Civilizations were decimated. History rewritten. Maps redrawn.
Oh, does she have a friend like me?
You know they prey on the weak in prison?
[gasps] Watch out. The road is blocked. Stop!