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The phone's right there.
- Her fabulousness. Want that dough? - I'd better not.
- So, Doc, who bought you? - No idea.
Tony? He's on the road with Whitesnake all the time.
(Auctioneer) Sold! To that determined lady in the back row for $500!
It's a long story. Do you really want to hear it?
He calls himself a quarterback? I've passed kidney stones more accurately.
You're not the one jumping into the Rottweiler pit carrying a pork chop.
You don't leave your daughter on some street corner
I hope you didn't go to too much trouble.
- You don't like the champagne? - No, I can see the bottom of my glass!
You know...I don't think so.
If the bidding gets slow,
Oh, there's the elevator. See you later.
No, the job's tonight, but we could have dinner later.
Yeah, isn't it great!
(Doorbell)
They're like sharks in a feeding frenzy.
Kristina. Buonanotte.
The last thing I remember is someone shouting out:
Ladies, keep your articles of clothing off the stage.
She's a model.
You don't get out much, do you?
♪ Oh, my!
Yeah, we got a band.
You don't get it. She's always doing this. She's a flake.