Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My date gets a stretch limo, dinner, floor seats at the Sonics game,

Oh, well, look what we have here. Will one tube suffice?

Is the coast clear? Where's the supermodel?

What's your damage?

with a total stranger who could be a perv.

Did I say this was my first basketball game? I did, four times.

If he back-pedals any faster, he'll trip over his walker.

- Another call's coming in. - I'll take this one. Hello?

How about Friday?

Well, come on in. Have a seat.

Sandy will take her when I get back and that'll leave just the two of us.

Now, that is downright rude!

Her fabulousness dumps me here

- That's me. - I really appreciate this.