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Dad, I see you've met Bryan-bot.
I've seen your living room. I know you want to.
Great news, everyone!
I will tear this building down brick by brick!
-[yells] -[phone chimes]
you get the Drone Throne!
[chuckles] Usually when I come in here, I get it for free.
Why don't we get started?
[yelling in slo-mo]
God bless America!
-[slurping] -[beep]
I'm hot and rich, and you're now a registered sex offender with my face.
-Practice my date on a robot. -No, that's not what I meant.
[mysterious music playing]
[vehicle approaching]
This weather sure is good.
for every user.
[Reagan grunts]
[sighs] Why is romance so complicated?
Listen, I should have done this earlier,
The algorithm?
Yeah, we're gonna need an extraction team.
-[glitches] Ba… ba… ba… ba… babe. -[powers down]
-[Myc] Hey, line up! -Put me down for 5 Gs!
It's my favorite, I think.
He's got the cheekbones, shoulders of a Greek god.
-[syringe gun clicks] -[yells]
It's more than you Bourgained for.
Oh, it can, and it will.
It's an honor just to be objectified.
Well-played, Reagan.
-[blows party horn through speaker] -[yells] Ah!
Goodbye, Brett.
Huh? The shadow government?
Whose idea of foreplay is mansplaining the Civil War?
[Myc] Subtle.
Binging Friends, are we?
The real Bryan.
No, you're right. I'm sorry.
-Oh, I'll take that action. -Oh, hell yeah, that's easy money.
it sends out an Amber Alert.