Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What if you didn't have to?

Uh, do you wanna check out the rare minerals room? Oh!

[glitching, grunting]

[in normal voice] Well, I'll be seeing you.

I'm ten times faster and more confident than you.

[electricity crackling]

-[electric crackling] -[gasps] Oh shit. The real Bryan.

I'm so sorry to bother you. Do you think you could spot me?

Let's just swap your brains. [chuckles] Freaky Friday, baby!

You know, I have all of RightSwipe's user data.

"Digital money."

[electric scalpel humming]

in the entire four hours and 38 minutes I've been alive.

[strains, grunts]

This is it, domestic bliss.

What are you betting on now?

You haven't had a serious boyfriend since college, and it's worrying.

I'm single by choice,

Sorry, folks, my Brink's truck got a flat.

You really mean that?

[Myc] Wow. [chuckles]

Oh come on. What part of this isn't working for you?

Practice on a robot. Heard you say it. I'm already committed to it.

I bet if you had to live a week with this mug,

Really? I've only ever been photoshopped out of pictures.

That's what happens when you're too afraid to date a real human.

And, uh, if I told you, you'd have to die.

Oh hey, now that he's available,

I'm sensing that Brett sexually satisfied Glenn's wife.

We could forget about this date and just chill.

[shutter clicks]

Well, if you can move on, so can I.