Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's get out of here.
You made a fat, dumb robot of me
That's funny. In a way, you're kind of my--
I want answers!
and a cop told me that I had to sleep outside
[gasps] That bitch.
Hey, four-eyes, who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my living room?
[both] So efficient!
Looks like I need to hop back to the office to get more printer juice.
No. What? He's a youth pastor who kicked heroin.
[suspenseful music plays]
[laughs] Really? We both know you got kicked off the softball team
Ever since I merged my DNA with a dolphin, my life has been shit!
even looking like you or… or me. Like this.
I let myself go?
Excuse me? I'm trying to get back out there,
and then killed him when he tried to break up with you.
[shouting] Yeah, I know!
I want you to meet my mother. [titters]
-[Glenn crying] -Glenn, are you crying?
-Hold on. -[powering down]
Andre identifies as alwayssexual?
[laughs] Neither is his NSA profile.
And now, so has the algorithm.
It almost destroyed me, but I found you a match.
This is progress.
I missed my only shot with my one true match,
[groans]
[inhales deeply]
How's my outfit by the way? Too sexy for a museum?
-And that's a good thing. -No, I… I'm telling you, I'm not Glenn.
Just keep those pictures private. I'm a Republican.
Trixie!
-[beeping] -[electricity fizzling]
[muffled EDM music playing]
a great night for America.
-Wanna go home and put on sweatpants? -You understand me.
When I try to unlock my phone with my face,
[Bryan-bot] Oh, look who decided to show up.
Isn't that right, babe?