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I hope this isn't unprofessional.
I am not an Animorph!
Typical humans, worried about gene pools.
And maybe you're right.
Or you could just go on a date with the real Bryan.
[Reagan] Okay, let's try that again.
He lives in DC, teaches programming to underprivileged children,
[upbeat music playing]
And the fake you was made by fake me,
which you made.
saying you're forcing our daughter to wear all camo so boys can't see her,
[sighs]
-Dolores, I'm here to listen. -Good.
Bourne, Bourne, Bourne.
Well, I downloaded your dissertation, and I found several errors.
[groans]
Let's just say Rodrigo did a very thorough job.
[grunts]
No. Maybe.
Weirdest thing. The extraction team said they never found a body.
How did we give J.R. nine-to-one odds on that?
Bryan-bot, you wanna get some dinner?
I don't get it.
Reagan, honey, you really think one of your science experiments
-[Drone Throne whirring] -[Brett yelling]
But I thought you were gonna do my repairs today.
Dating my own robot? That is…
The Bourne Redundancy.
Hmm. What should I message him? I need an opening line.
When she said "boyfriend,"
-Reagan solved romance! -[button beeps]
-[laser loading] -With impractical shoes. [grunts]
[action theme playing]
and I need new clothes due to an extremely impractical surgery.
But my weaknesses are your weaknesses too,
[laughs]
Eric Wittman every morning when he looks in the mirror
I'm not gonna be able to jack it up unless I give away some of this money.
-Any questions? -Are you kidding?
-And that's the last of it. -What about Robo-Reagan?
Don't you dare agree with--