Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[buzzing, whirring]

[scoffs] This movie is so unrealistic.

There was only one match, but you changed.

-I'm here to listen. -Apologizing? Active listening?

he can be your plus-one to my next book signing.

Brett's a perfect ten.

And he doesn't mind wildly ambitious women?

[scoffs] Well, you're not practicing on me.

Oh, hey. We've got to stop meeting like this.

[Gigi] Y'all are swapping faces.

-Well, you'll never believe this. -Likes BJs?

What do you care? You were too afraid to go out with him anyway.

Is she a robot version of you?

-[gasps] -Perfect nipple-to-areola ratio.

This is gonna take a lot of anesthetic.

I can take a no.

Would you like to have sex with me behind that mannequin?

Yeah, she's a version of me that I'm trying to move past.

There's also Marcus.

-[gasps] -[whirring]

or the funeral.

[Myc] Holy Christ, it's finally happening. She's fucking a robot.

-[grunts] -Ow! [winces]

you'll just sleep with anyone who has it!

I thought you guys moved to Alaska to become ice road truckers.

He wants to go on a date. What should I say?

Those numbers don't mean anything. It's about what's in your heart.

Yeah, it's a fucking hole in your head.

Is this what my life is now?

[laughs] …so I guess it's incredibly personal.

Oh my God. Did you just…

People really are their best selves when they don't have to try.

[Glenn screaming]

Bring me Bryan.

Give me your phone. I got ten years of Tinder to catch up on.

I'm so glad we matched. Honestly, I-- [grunts]

Bryan, what have you… [grunts]

-Something's off. -No, it's just been a tough week.