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First man to ask for their face back loses.
Do you have any idea how dangerous I'd be if I had zero self-doubt?
[grunts]
except for this one.
I have no shame except for the deep-rooted sexual kind.
If only I could go on a practice date so I'm ready.
I do. Your wife just wants someone who will listen--
Fine, J.R., I'll vote to loosen regulations again.
and focus on work for once.
-So we can switch back early? -Hell no.
Wanna go back to my place?
You mean I could find out if Chandler finally gets that end table?
I'll text the real Bryan right now.
We do, however, need a model.
[laughing] And one thing led to another,
[glitches] I might not be the real thing,
[movie announcer] Jason Bourne is about to be Bourne again.
Fine, I'll fire up the 3D printer.
Well, look who's talking.
Play whatever mind games you want. I'm not scared.
[both] We'll take that action!
[Myc] All right, who bet this thing would have a tight moral?
[electronic music playing]
-I'm like the settlers. -Yeah, you're settling all right.
and I'm expecting at least a written warning
without calling her an antifa son of a bitch.
-My job is a secret. Secret stuff. -[hesitating] Uh…
[Myc] Good Lord, this is sad.
I'll try not to take that personally.
You got a date already?
[pop music playing]
Hey, Bryan. I'm Reagan.
Yeah, we totally made that up to avoid having sex with you.
Do you hear me?
See ya, Bryan.