Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I'm an LA ten and a DC 24!
We need to leave.
you'd be begging me to switch back.
-[scary music plays] -[coworkers yelp]
from the Italian Anti-Defamation League.
Yes, that was her.
Only you. Only Joey. [laughs maliciously]
More than anything.
But what do I know?
-DC, prepare to date Reagan Ridley. -[phone whooshes]
You were trying to help me realize my true potential the whole time?
How's that even possible? It's on a one-to-ten scale!
[upbeat dance music playing]
It's me, Brett.
You love my beautiful face so much,
-Netflix and chill. -[tablet beeps]
-[suspenseful music playing] -[grunts]
[customers gasp, exclaim]
Brett Hand speaking. How may you help me?
Not too bad for a night's work.
nice
While everyone else is wasting their lives swiping,
Says you, Hemsworth.
Everyone hear that?
(Slow motion yelling)
[passionately] No, you are definitely not.
Are we really fighting over a boy?
I was thinking, now that things are getting serious,
Everybody knows that the shadow government killed the real Jason Bourne years ago.
Oh my God, you were right, okay? I have been laughed at, hunted for sport,
Hello?
[grunts]
-[door squeaks] -[objects clatter]
-[shutter clicks] -There. See?
Is it sweaty in here, or is it just me?
as part of our divorce settlement.
-[romantic Italian music playing] -This restaurant is perfect.
I created the perfect man who will never disappoint me.
-Mommy, I'm scared of the Animorph! -[screaming]
[urinating]
You don't say.
Glenn Dolphman, you've got me all hot and bothered.
We're gonna need an extraction team.
Well, we're gambling on when you'll finally get a boyfriend…
All right. I'll be here explaining Bitcoin to people on Reddit.
Hot dog! Could this day get any better?
Yeah. [chuckles]
Oh my God.
Mm-hmm.