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If I could coast on my looks like you, I'd be on easy street.
but at least I'm something.
Please. If you help me, I'll let you watch the second season.
-Uh, I'm the new boyfriend. -Since when?
We've officially purchased the dating app RightSwipe.
Yeah, I really need to talk to you about something.
Wait, what did you say? And what is wrong with your voice?
[choking]
-[spits, coughs] -Shame I'm dumping him for his cousin.
sorting through these dicks.
It was about your bad personality.
[distorted] He completes me.
[Myc chuckles] Three-to-one odds it's the first dick she's seen in months.
I don't wanna sound elitist, but he's covered in vegetable oil.
It's been two days?
Wow, so you're like a badass genius scientist.
Brett Hand. I'm here to rage.
[both grunt]
Speaking of killer robots, why are you powered up at this hour?
And you're just jealous because my hot new GF's a perfect ten.
And you're never gonna get it!
You're kidding. You've never modeled before?
-The devil is a woman in a scrunchie! -Uh…
Yeah, but no. Right?
[muffled] What are you doing?
I get it. You think I'm weak.
and I take Fridays and Saturdays every other month.
-Okay, too ambitious for a Saturday. -[power decreasing]
[scary music plays]
-[whirring] -Hey, is that from my stand mixer?
Reagan?
Nadia, what do you think of our friend here?
[grunts]
Sweetie, don't frown. It ruins the part of you that people like.