Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Reagan] Oh my God, he already messaged me!

We have a deal. Once a month, she gets to scream at me for an hour

Power is attracted to me, honey.

[groans] Are you trying to torture me?

This war hero's turning back into a zero.

is boyfriend material?

You seriously thought you could outsmart me?

If I get one more phone call from school,

[both screaming]

I've been rejected by almost every man in DC.

[passionately] Yeah, and I'm not turned on for the first time since Desert Storm.

Listen, I had a great time with you. I've never had so much fun

He wrote that explicitly in his bio.

Sorry, the grammar in this scenario is really challenging.

Sorry, sir, you can't shop here.

I'm only a Wi-Fi connection away from being an actual god.

Oh God, I gotta get some work done.

[in bad Italian accent] Sorry, I just working in the back,

[crowd chattering]

I am you, you know.

You can't turn its confidence up that high.

-[upbeat dance music playing] -[shutter clicking]

-[guns firing on TV] -No, no, no! [shouts]

I can't give my coworkers the satisfaction

[sighs] Why would I wanna date your hand-me-down boy toy?

Then there's the face.

[shouts] Bourne!

[yawns] But it's been a long week, so…