HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
because I am putting all of that stuff behind me.
who takes regular meetings with VP Doyle,
People love Tom, but I want to get credit for choosing him.
Did I tell you I slept in?
- I have been here, like... - Seven minutes.
That's right, I am a guy. And Tom's a guy.
that have to be discussed.
with regard to a Mr. Theodore Sykes.
No, you don't, Gary. You're a guy, okay?
Oh! Oh, well...
A bunch of fucking half-wit jokers trying to grab my balls.
That site has turned to shit.
You want me to talk to him like guy on guy?
"New York Times" profile on Tom is just out.
- Stop acting fucking nuts. - Yeah, I'm trying.
A joke's not a joke
Okay, let me get you a scopolamine patch.
Welcome to the money-making machine.
No, what I said was Amy Brookheimer had issues, not problems.
- Ben Cafferty. - Sometimes I think she's actually dead.
- Oh, is this man your attorney? - No.
Oh, yeah, no. Uber, that makes the most sense, sir.
Put it in that pile over there with everything else.
Well, we don't have a few hours.
All right, jeez. Look, the best way to get revenge on these people
You want to go ahead of me?
He's super me.
You can't have any idea what I'm talking about.
Or go there right now before it hits.
- Yes, you did. - Good.
We'll be in touch.
- We love you, Tom James. - Thank you. Love you, too.
- Ahem! - Want to give me some sunscreen?
No, you just do whatever you want.
I guess Mike McLintock was wrong.
Are you two going to get married?
Maybe I'm gonna come up.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, no, yeah, I got you. Kinder in the long run, actually.
- Stop screaming. - That feels really good.
- And? - He had no idea what I was talking about.
You have to stop doing things for me all the time, all right?
Oh, I understand there's no shame
I knew that.
Find someone who has Valium and take four of them