Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And we finally narrowed it down to 20 finalists.

- It's about listening. - [woman] Yeah.

and, uh... [stammering] it grew from there, really.

Up, up, up, up, up and stop.

- And, you know, it's springtime. - [muttering]

SN1 went under, as it were.

You know, you're having a great time, and then...

and you know, some of the great groups that I rely on

[attempts to whistle] Clemence!

[mimics time bomb exploding]

- We love the bad boys. - [chuckles] Yeah, do you?

[Andy] I've been a bouncer here at Bushwackers

Oh, gosh! [chuckles]

- Robin Wexler. - Phil.

[inhales through teeth]

[stuttering] No. No. God, no.

[Cindi] Who is this?

Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means "hello."

[stammering] I still eat meat... obviously.

There's something about being in the wild that always connected me to the world.

It was for today.

First, FYI, I found out it's free sausage night tonight at the waffle place.

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome,

Whoa! Hold on, hold on. What are you doing?

What are you doing? You're ruining this!

For the two people that don't know, Danny the Donkey, my mascot, alter ego,

[Greg] This smells like good stuff.

But, uh, joke's on them because I teach gym and driver's ed.

You have to be very careful how you spell that, though.

and I hope she's here to stay. And...

Willingham Rovers has been sort of part of my whole life.

[woman] Hello, Miss B.

- You were at the game? - I was. I was.

but, you know, the muscle cars and the large cigars.

It was so sweet, and it just...

[Cindi] I know. [groans]

- [Owen] What? - What are you doing?

- Keep climbing, Hedgehog. - Thanks, Tommy.

You know, I could nudge some of my people towards you.

Congratulations to Sid the Hedgehog and all of our contestants!

[pipe organ playing]

[receptionist chuckles] Let me just...

[audience cheering]

- Yeah. - Have you been drinking today?

[announcer] Our next contestant,

I'll be watching from the wings.

What's going on?

and those who can't teach gym, teach driver's ed.

Oh, you still throwing up?

[audience cheering and applauding]

our first contestants,

What, you lie down and a truck goes over you or something?

- You're welcome. - Oh, sorry.

That's 'cause you're probably smelling mine.

[rock music continues playing]

you probably have it, too,

which is on your basic-tier cable package

You got something on your nose, I think.

[chuckles and sighs]

I sold the butcher's...

[stammering] It's the s-word. It's a bad term.

- Bad baby. - Yeah.

No, you gotta do it.

- Lovely. - Wow!

[audience exclaims and applauds]

- Oh, you look beautiful! - Thank you.

Tonight, we are all friends.

- All right, Mr. Golly? Feet on the line. - It's "jolly."

- Hi! What's your name? - Hi. Lindsay.

And that was kind of a crazy meeting

Help. Help! [laughs]

No, sir, you're actually in the Slim Pickens suite.

[woman] Just a little bit.

for me to finish with the big ladder routine.

when I corrected a teacher.

I don't hate your eyes.

And I know that you have the... whole physical thing going.

- You're a Herons fan? - [laughs]

I'm sorry, but rule 22C

And I was like, "Yeah, I'm your sister. I love you."

You're my favorite teacher.

- We love the bad boys. - [laughing] Isn't she funny?

We have 24 booths in all. Three more than last year.

and the boat carrying Santa Claus turtled,

- [beeps] - [music stops]

Well, I've had three yeast infections since my divorce.

- How was your flight? - It was a little bumpy, you know.

We're gonna talk for a little bit, okay?

- That was progress. - All right.

[officer] You're driving on the wrong side of the street.

so how can you tell where my eyes are gonna end up?

After his Coco Pops, he said he was gonna go and take that ladder back

I'm an armadillo,

Without breaking my spine.

I haven't left him, and I think it's because...

from Beaumont College in Modesto, California.

if you got people yipping and yiffing and skipping and all that stuff.

[Mindy] You almost hit me with the ball, you dumb dumbhead.

- Oh, okay. - That's all right.

Call the morgue.

between the age of 48 and 68 in Manitoba, Canada,

- [chuckles] Hi. Wow! - [laughs] Hey. Wow!

Laci passed me a note in class.

"I wanna work with disadvantaged children that are really pretty disadvantaged."

I used to stand at the Flange Road end behind the goal,

[sobbing] I can't do that.