Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's really supportive of... She's my rock.
- It doesn't matter. - But you've been doing it your whole life.
If I told you you moved your head, you moved your head. Correct?
It was one of them football notes.
- Well, where have you been? - I'm here.
It's what we've all been waiting for.
I just feel horrible.
[chuckles] It doesn't matter to Eddy. Call him whatever you want.
- I'm Mindy. - Hi, Mindy. I'm Cindi.
He's always loved it more than I did.
- [Mindy] Idiot. - Oh, I'm an idiot?
But in my real life, I am Jack the Plumber...
I feel like I wanna give you another hug.
I am the official mascot of the Blue Lake Mallards.
[camera shutter clicking]
Okay.
We gotta do 2,000 miles in three days.
I've never thought of "squaw" as being an offensive term.
The Gluten Free Channel can't find out about this.
And then, of course, the audience is over here.
and meet me here.
[audience cheering]
- Hey, let's have a party! - [all cheering]
[inhales sharply] Um...
without our main sponsor, Mr. Buddy Campbell.
Mascots are coming from every place you can imagine.
that eventually required four hours of surgery
a place called Mount Rushmore,
'Cause, you know, mascots, they don't die.
Might be the first little guy to be up there.
Uh, at the game, I could feel that I cranked it coming off the mini tramp,
[man over PA] Tammy and Ollie to the stage.
And we got a sex problem
- so we need to... - Well, you're very tall. It's obnoxious.
He's just... If you listen...
Apparently because he needs it to do a pogo stick routine.
and added two and a half inches to my left leg, forcing me to retire.
- Really? - I don't.
- I better call 'em. - Yeah.
Oh, my God.
[crying] Thank you. Thank you.
That brings me up to the day that I met this one here.
Get back here. Stop that rabbit!
Never. Me too.
- They're not Sid anymore. - No. No, I'm Sid now. Yeah.
I like to put my lips on it.
We give away three Fluffy Awards or, as we like to call them, "Fluffies."
All the way across the front there.
more just where your eyes end up
I'm crazy about you.
- We're just two individuals? - Throw the ball. What?
- What are you doing? - You just had a piece of fuzz in your...
- Maybe I'll see you afterwards. - Okay.
- That's really sweet. - [chuckles]
The gold would have been nice, but... next year.
It's just a little strain and, uh... Yeah.
Hesitate
[ratcheting]
[Langston] Buddy.
- Thank you. - That's cool.
You gotta quit saying that word.
- Dutch courage, is it? - Huh?
Right... but look up. Don't be afraid of looking up.
There once was a boy who wanted a father,
[Corky] There's something about being in nature.
Again, in any situation.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- [Gabby laughing] - [audience chanting] Fist! Fist!
- [officer] Pull over, now. - [Owen] Is that for me? Oh, bugger.
[birds chirping]
- Okay. - I like your whistle.
In the field.
Oh, good. Hope you liked what you saw.
- Hi. I have metal on my hands, silver. - We'll just...
We did it.
but I do have a ticket for the mascot competition in Anaheim,
Lead the way, my honor.
[mascot grunting]
- "That doesn't fit." - "It's not for the families."
for a...
[all applauding and cheering]
That is a tough group of boys. We beat 'em last time,
I'm Cindi Babineaux.
Have you drank any alcohol today?
This year is especially important
I want you to look at the tip of my pen. All right?
It has come to our attention
Lot of people say I'm the bad boy of sports mascotry.
I'm not mental. I love meat.
Nothing. It's just... I think a furry snuck in, and he's scritching.
- [woman moaning] - [man grunting]
I mean, did they make you this size just to fit in the Worm costume?