Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[imitates Alvin] But you're the best at it.

Thank you. Thanks very much.

[stammers] Yeah, I don't think that technology exists yet.

you're gonna be very concerned about your job.

You need to be honest with me right now. Have you been drinking?

But yeah, she wound up marrying Steve Nunan, captain of the soccer team,

And I'd had a bit involving the ladder, but my dad's not too keen.

Fun story. Initially, we were going to be,

"Listen. I'm here and so are you,

All in favor of the motion, say "aye" and lift your hands up.

- I do. - I wanna get inside that noodle.

Sarah loves it. Sarah loves the whole...

Mmm... I don't know about that.

And he goes, "Well, not like that. You would be in my act as a straight man."

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, this year's winners will now be announced.

Season 1, Episode 8 of Highway to Heaven.

and wear a fez?"

I'm trying to get pregnant, so I'm not drinking.

Hello. This is Cindi.

Oh, no, these kids, they just wanna have a good time.

You deserve a good spankin'.

And I can't tell you how much I appreciate you coming all the way from New York.

You are my favorite student ever in the whole world.

- At the angry music club? - You belong at the Succubus Olympics!

- May I? - Okay.

They just hang in a closet.

All right, let me stop you right there. Why can't you hear them?

Well, maybe not in words.

I'm Gabby Monkhouse. I'm in the John Wayne suite.

We're those people now.

and you keep knocking it down.

- Right, go. - Smash it, babe.

- Yeah, that's great. - Yeah.

- [audience cheering] - Plumber time!

I looked up at the television, and Highway to Heaven was on...

- [indistinct chatter] - [scattered applause]

It's a squirrel.

I've seen the Americans' acts. They're bigger. They've got big finishes.

"Ma'am, why don't you go out next time without your crown and scepter,

It's hard to thank people when they hurt your face.

I'm originally from Ireland.

To be honest, I was a little nervous about the poo,

and I found out when I was 16 that my mother, who lives in Electric Mills,

[audience boos]

- [siren blaring] - [officer] Pull over.

[Langston] This is our vendors' area.

when you and I were partnered up to build

But it's easier to prepare vegetables than meat.

[music continues]

that have helped me accept who I am as a man.

- [airplane whooshing] - [PA announcement chiming]

I mean, I'll make some macramé shit bag, you know?

Hello, there. I'm Upton French.

[chuckles] No, I basically just have a metal rod that goes on top of a pedal,

all of us are going down there because we have a passion for this craft.

I love, um... I love putting on the mask,

Right. It kind of just wiped me out.

And that's when the crowd is starting to laugh

Just stay off of it for a couple of days...

are Tom Thumb and Tiny Tim and Pinky Promise,

- Oh, I've never heard that term. - Mm-hmm.

Yeah, and they'll toy with them for a half hour,

Pull over immediately.

I'm drinking for courage. I'm in it to win it.

I can see some of you out there sizing up the competition,

And I... [chuckles]

Behind the kettle, Dad.

do what you wanna do, then take it back and get your money back.

- I'm a baby with an abusive mommy. - [both laughing]

- Remember that? - And I would take the...

Well, what else has happened? Oh, um...

- [both chuckle] - I like the outfit.

You know, what we need to do is check with the Indian guy in the gift shop

Well, my name is AJ Blumquist, and I'm a former mascot, Danny the Donkey.

that is the greatest sound in the world.

[audience cheering loudly]

Oh, it's like a special treat for them, yeah.

It is. It's an outfit.

And I like how that felt, and he, uh...

- [Owen] What did you want? - Cod and chips.

[man over PA] Heshe and the Worm to the stage, please.

[soft music playing]

- Whoo! - Yeah, sister. Yeah. So I'm relieved.

Oh, my. Well, it doesn't matter to him.

We've got a beautiful routine. It's lovely.

- So we have to become American now? - No, we're not coming...

while the judges deliberate.

Anyway, on from there, we went to the Varicose Vein Channel,

why don't you step outside, and the jury can deliberate.

Steve Redington.