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helicopter rides.
All right, what the hell. I am the belle of the ball.
DAVE: Okay...
I just found out, I'm going to live nearly forever.
No, no, no, no.
Matthew, you're just not receptive to this woman's gifts.
Oh, well-- Well, I-I want him there so people can, you know,
If you ever wanna work parties,
Because costumes make me look chunky.
Come off it. That stuff is such a scam.
wealth.
Right, Dave?
You understand what I'm getting at?
Really? Yes, she's wonderful.
What in the hell are we waiting for?
And to be honest,
No way! I don't think so!
But thank you so much for our time together.
And Geofree's pick for best animated feature is...The Mitchells vs the Machines
They'll get you your paychecks out on the Thursday
[♪]
Nice try, though.
Oh, I-- Well, I can explain that.
WNYX's own Dave Nelson.
Then why no costume?
Excuse me, are, uh, you done with the snake yet?
I foresee a cure to all known disease.
I mean, if that isn't leadership by example,
I'm terminal.