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You know, it was probably greenlit in the '80s,
But, Brian, I'm more interested in short stories.
Oh crap balls sweet country music
My name's Vernon. I'm a water bear.
Guys! Follow me up this way!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
any new writing projects you're working..."
- No. I kill rats and bugs. - And Sarah Connor.
Raisins in an unsealed sandwich bag.
(NORMAL VOICE): Vacuum cleaner!
Use either the tampon strings
Don't worry, Brian, I'll save you!
if you put your finger in a rat's butt, that disables it.
This doesn't feel right. What button did you hit?
We're here, Brian. That's your laptop.
Aah! Poison gas!
Try wetting your finger first.
Hey, thanks, Bri. I'll go switch you back.
- Half of them had erections. - Half of them had erections.
to the Church of Spaceship Beep Boop.
too short for the piñata,
"He's not from here" Winder/Koch
- Brian, we've got to get up to my room. - Yeah, but how?
- Whoa, whoa, easy, boy, easy. - (GROWLING)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Well, here she is. Home sweet home.
or the discarded dental floss and rappel down.
♪ Feeling ♪
Stan kyle Nothing
3 x 7 x 419 = 8799
so the fat man thought we should have one, too.
Sometimes she fakes it so I can't hump her,
In fact, I'm gonna put it where you can never reach it.
Dust mites.
And I'm Patrick Stewart as a water bear.
An ex-Terminator? So you used to be a Terminator?