Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Dean. - Dean.
They want you to be a token homosexual?
of Colorado Community Colleges, and I'll just go, go ahead Dean.
If you move them the mother won't come back.
- I feel like scum. - Gay people are scum?
It could be good for Greendale, for one of our own to be on the school board.
Oh, Karate, learn from book?
I am so curious.
until then can't you just stall by doing what real IT people do?
- Can I be his friend? - Elroy Abed is your friend.
and I will stab you in the eye with it,
Show me wax, off.
We were cast as Mr. Miagi and the Karate Kid, because we're a good team!
Hare Krishna.
she got cast outside her gender and the other one, got cast because of eye shape.
And always work. But, that's for us to deal with.
kids make great actors
"Donkey Kong" my ass
- Please forgive me. - Shh.
appointing you than we ever did from gays for not having one of you.
Directors have a saying.
Believe me, I sit in my dressing room
Mr. Lundegaard, I'm sorry, but I cannot stand by while you do this.
Which happens to be gay! Which is great, but irrelevant!
Okay.
- Oh. - Intellectually.
"Miyagi hate fighting."
- You're right, I should threaten to quit. - Or just quit.
Your own dean, Craig Pelton, has been selected to join the board
deep down, we're all a little political.
- Can I be his assistant? - Not for money.
Guys, the school needs Wi-Fi, and my job is to run the school.
Keep up the good work.
Dean, I want to say thanks for doing this.
We love this school, and love what you're doing with it.
But, like, I know you're not capable of anything better,
Stop making me want to quit the theater and kill myself.
but we will say and do whatever we have to in order to acquire and keep our jobs.
No doctor, it can't.
Here's the real reason.
What? That I could take a beating?