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You really think she couldn't bring herself to hurt Frank Jr.?
[bartender] Hey, you guys, cut the shit, okay?
I figured it out.
And how am I supposed to do that?
Um...
You talk too much.
Darlene?
I'm outside a Kansas City police station
and chose not to.
You put him in there, you can get him out.
He won't. I want him out today.
I'm sorry.
See, I'm already getting the, um, "Dad, you've been talking too much" look,
-[Ben] Hey! -Yeah.
-Will you? -Yes.
On his way to work, he checked in on our therapist.
-[buzzer sounds] -[lock clicks]
Fuck! [groans] What the fuck was I thinking?
How'd you know it was an astronaut diaper?
So much for your integrity.
But I'm willing to bet that every single person here
there's one person who I need to thank,
a better place for our children, for our families, for ourselves.
[blubbering] Fuck.
This is a viable investigation.
What exactly am I wrong about?
-Exactly. -[sighs]
So, please, just enjoy yourselves,
Good. I need to see my client.
[Helen] No, it's me. Your partner.
I got mad.
It doesn't matter. Let it go.
[stammering] You're not--
That's cute.
[crowd clamoring]
You'll have to leave your keys out here. Can I see your bag, please?
One day, I promise you won't have to be so careful.
So was I.