HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Fucking last-minute bastard trendy parties.
I hate myself.
so you let him. He's thrilled.
- about the cafe. - I don't want to talk about it yet.
- Jesus! - A fucking hug!
- I opened the cafe with my friend Boo. - Cute name. - Yeah.
Don’t get drunk and shit in your sink again
They don't let your fanny breathe.
He was really great with my family, my friends loved him.
me mom's ed nose duck goose balloon goose pigeon and she goes onka pops when she wakes up every 24/7 eternity with histophia! yes she's quite snowy and bowpled! and she's learning on touring touriettes tourette's and she's a vaga pig visa card goose which makes it sick on her refurbishment beachfronted rented property!
a boy the girl says "how much for the two bowls?" then she said "$11.98." then the little boy gets upset and then "ok i'll put the money away for later." then he hits her and she snapp "right! i'm putting the money away now." then i add "you need supernanny!" and say "he needs to be put in the naughty room!" i tell ya the nerve of angry mothers.
...........What
yes desiree you will get told off by RA no joke. oh ok so i won't throw cake onto my cans of coake then. if that's how you wanna play it.
OK.
OK.
who's filling in for naomi simwanza? ashleigh dragger.
It's... - You know, it's nearly two o'clock in the morning.
yes swollen holes blood vessels yes yanking curvy leg hairs reow! yes yank ooh stop it! no yanking yes reow! yes yank all the curve out ha! ha! ha now i'll stop it! ha! ha! ha! yank all the curvy leg hairs out till you get yankles reow! yes ha! ha! ha! encourage it yank (hand rips) yes! yank the curve!
So, any luck...
Hate me
- Are you OK? - Yeah.
'Cab's here!'
who's filling in for connor smith? mel dremenco.
Sorry. Thanks.
Do I have a massive arsehole?
fire your insults away at me i'm bulletproof. fire away go ahead because your insults will richochet right back to you.