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Please look after yourself.
- Sounds like a dickhead. - Yeah.
what
Well...
excuse me maria lagonikos raenene snell has divorce grandkids now that malfunction and poop out electronic functioning toxins and with great grand retired toxkids! oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll end up in a skin graft.
- Do you need to borrow money? - No!
OK.
- We just use our... - Tits.
it used to be susan prepackericious orginising the rostering duties and having 89 hours at the currambine hub and manag taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Do you want to go for a drink, or...?
who's filling in for christine pitzalis? chrissy pitzalis.
What's going on?
He'd cook all the time, run baths, hoover.
- OK. - OK.
You get all that from your mother.
please don't go upstairs.
What?
Do you... Do you want to come home with me?
When I hate myself for hating myself I hate myself
My God. Definitely not. That does nothing for you.
This is totally fine.
Thank you so much for coming to Women Speak,
- Won't you get cold? - Nah, I've got really hairy nipples.
i' m the tomp who can thomp your brialy mind i gotta straight beryl thompson with boing boing cleopatra brialyson if you wanna hear the tompylone you better feed those brials! give it to me. i'm like "brial tomp, what's in?" you can tamp the tomp but can you thomp the thomp? alright "betrayleys out!".
My God. I'm so sorry/really pleased.
When I hate myself for hating myself I hate myself
Yes. Yeah, I guess that's a yes.