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-There's no time for that! Ralph! -We gotta pay for our--
and I hope you're almost done having sex
[groans] Fine, fine, fine.
[panting]
-No one else was talking. -I actually have good news for once.
When I hit this button, the post goes live.
-I'm gonna do the rest of this on my own. -No. Hollyhock.
-What are you doing back there? Hey! -[moaning]
[clears throat]
-Do you want me, sweetheart? -No, it's a dad bathroom thing.
You talked to all those women? Some of them--
-[tires screeching] -[horn honks]
-What are you doing? -Oh, my God!
Wait.
Because I did fine for 17 years without one.
if you'd have just called me.
Uh... Hollyhock?
Obviously, I didn't mean you.
-Can you ever forgive me? -I think so.
This isn't worth it.
This is a summer dress? I guess I don't know dresses.
[theme music playing]
-Wait, so who-- -[Marcy] Are you okay in there?
They say it's okay to cry,
-Hey, listen to me! -Whoa!
Okay, well, uh, let me get the check.
Hollyhock, I didn't mean...
You told me you weren't going to frack, and now I can't