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-[shudders] -Diane, this is the campaign.
-Plus, it's voiced by Harvey Fierstein. -[chiming]
I never understood that show. What's a Timedium?
Hey! You two cut that out!
[siren blaring]
But when I called the number that you gave me,
You're gonna want pre-natal vitamins, cervical mucus boosters,
a "You Can Do It!" poster, and an iOvulate.
-Doctor, no! -What do you recommend?
Diane, don't.
This is a conversation between a friend and her superior.
Richard Gere had just done Runaway Bride,
-How are ya? -Flackery Flack, let's talk frack.
You're giving me the silent treatment?
I know I just met you, but if you do have
No! Oh, you...
any of the old Horseman gunk bouncing around in that brain of yours,
because your ovulation cycle will soon be ending.
Nice. You don't want any little BoJacks floating around.
Hollyhock, it's okay to want a mom.
-So tell them. -I can't go against my husband.
I just got so jealous, so I made a list of every girl he was with...
-Did you take the foil off? -No! I was doing it popcorn style!
-How did you find me? -I went to everyone on that list.
People wouldn't love saying it if they understood what it actually was.
-Democracy in action. -Mark my words--
[air horn blares]
Diane, relax! This is not a conversation between an employee and her superior.
-What? -Please, Mr. Peanutbutter.
if I don't get a solid seven hours of bed drinking a night.
- ♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪ - ♪ BoJack ♪
-Don't come in! -Yes! Father-daughter bathroom time!
But if you don't take me home right now and impregnate me,
and also gives you up-to-date info on your ovulation.
Lizzie Dunbar's mom rented us all Freaky Friday for a sleepover,
Okay, so this may seem cuckoo,
-[grunts] -Hollyhock.
but she can also travel through time and she solves crimes.
That woman is not my mother. She's lying to us!
seen here eating a messy sandwich,