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-Doctor, no! -What do you recommend?
Hey! You two cut that out!
No! Oh, you...
Richard Gere had just done Runaway Bride,
I never understood that show. What's a Timedium?
any of the old Horseman gunk bouncing around in that brain of yours,
but she can also travel through time and she solves crimes.
Lizzie Dunbar's mom rented us all Freaky Friday for a sleepover,
I know I just met you, but if you do have
Hollyhock, it's okay to want a mom.
-What? -Please, Mr. Peanutbutter.
You're giving me the silent treatment?
I just got so jealous, so I made a list of every girl he was with...
-How did you find me? -I went to everyone on that list.
This is a conversation between a friend and her superior.
-Did you take the foil off? -No! I was doing it popcorn style!
-[shudders] -Diane, this is the campaign.
You're gonna want pre-natal vitamins, cervical mucus boosters,
-How are ya? -Flackery Flack, let's talk frack.
But when I called the number that you gave me,
[siren blaring]
Okay, so this may seem cuckoo,
-Don't come in! -Yes! Father-daughter bathroom time!
a "You Can Do It!" poster, and an iOvulate.
and also gives you up-to-date info on your ovulation.
seen here eating a messy sandwich,
-Democracy in action. -Mark my words--
-So tell them. -I can't go against my husband.
That woman is not my mother. She's lying to us!
if I don't get a solid seven hours of bed drinking a night.
Diane, relax! This is not a conversation between an employee and her superior.
People wouldn't love saying it if they understood what it actually was.
-[grunts] -Hollyhock.
-Plus, it's voiced by Harvey Fierstein. -[chiming]
Nice. You don't want any little BoJacks floating around.
But if you don't take me home right now and impregnate me,
[air horn blares]
Diane, don't.
because your ovulation cycle will soon be ending.
- ♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪ - ♪ BoJack ♪