Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One-night stands, two-night stands, nooners, spooners, hot-air ballooners.

Maybe you need to put on foundation, blush around the cheeks or something.

I gotta tell you right now you should give up on looking for "enough"

in the middle of summer?

[deep breathing]

That movie came out in August of 2000. I was born in September.

-Yes. -Now, I'm no mathematician.

it was for a sandwich shop in Temecula.

Now, now, talking back to Officer Meow Meow is a major no-no.

Winona Ryder was hot off Girl, Interrupted

I just keep thinking about how different things would have been

Not everyone gets to have great sex all the time, right?

But when I told you I was with child,

and I found their home addresses...

That's great, and you know I'm so happy for you,

This goes one of two ways.

-I could have a team there this afternoon. -Oh...

Whoa, Stefani, that's not--

Yes, everyone hopes that all the time.

No one said "busy day," Katrina. What did we say about knocking?

that you'll be positively floored it came out of the mouth of your son.

I don't know. But you can stay with me while we try to find her?

Then you know what we have to do?

-Pull over your vehicle, now! -[groans]

Joining us now via Periscope is Frankie Flackery,

-under the name Tim Burton ever since. -Oh!

Why don't you just stay with me a bit longer?

[groans] Kids. What?

I talked to 23 women today and none of them were my mother.

So you put me up for adoption?

Woman, you have one job: be his wife, be supportive.