Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so your solution is to air your dirty laundry for everyone to see.

-Wait, I'm not really-- -What if we try...

Well, let's just say it's more than Harry Potter movies,

I'd be careful with that faucet, the water comes out very hot

♪ Back in the '90s I was in a very famous TV show ♪

but do you have to be the pro-fracking candidate?

So in conclusion, I don't think California is the greatest state in the country.

Well, that-- that's good advice, right?

Did you see the new CNN poll this morning?

they wouldn't allow it in their own backyards."

-All right! -Take the couch and be quiet.

Diane? Can I talk to you in your office for a minute?

-Well, I'm sorry if I embarrass you. -Oh, come on.

Should we do something about the fire?

-[chiming] -No! [grunts]

I can't offer you parental guidance or advice or love or support

And what was the first appearance of the Horse's identical cousin?

-Just get breakfast! -All right!

Let me be the first to tell you: I'm bad news.

- "iOvulate"? - Let's hope so!

If you're gonna be a baby, stay here for the night.

I always say, you gotta do you.

-on the subject of fracking. -Drill away.

He could win. People do love fracking.

for that tiny sliver of mint in the smoothie of dogshit

Don't tell me to calm down or call me ma'am!

Either you shut up and be pretty, or your approximation of that,

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪

Thank you, Tonya. I know we've had our differences,

Now, mere hours ago your wife, Diane Nguyen,

-Well, unless I win. -Right.

♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪

-Take this. -Okay.

I don't need a mom.

CNN released a poll today, and for the first time ever,

I'm loving this conversation but I have to go the bathroom now,

-I'm hugging my mother. -Wow.