Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So in conclusion, I don't think California is the greatest state in the country.

but do you have to be the pro-fracking candidate?

Diane? Can I talk to you in your office for a minute?

-Well, unless I win. -Right.

Either you shut up and be pretty, or your approximation of that,

-Wait, I'm not really-- -What if we try...

I can't offer you parental guidance or advice or love or support

I'd be careful with that faucet, the water comes out very hot

Well, let's just say it's more than Harry Potter movies,

Thank you, Tonya. I know we've had our differences,

CNN released a poll today, and for the first time ever,

Well, that-- that's good advice, right?

-All right! -Take the couch and be quiet.

- "iOvulate"? - Let's hope so!

Did you see the new CNN poll this morning?

for that tiny sliver of mint in the smoothie of dogshit

And what was the first appearance of the Horse's identical cousin?

Let me be the first to tell you: I'm bad news.

-Take this. -Okay.

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪

I don't need a mom.

-I'm hugging my mother. -Wow.

I always say, you gotta do you.

He could win. People do love fracking.

♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪

-Just get breakfast! -All right!

I'm loving this conversation but I have to go the bathroom now,

-[chiming] -No! [grunts]

-Well, I'm sorry if I embarrass you. -Oh, come on.

they wouldn't allow it in their own backyards."

If you're gonna be a baby, stay here for the night.

Now, mere hours ago your wife, Diane Nguyen,

Should we do something about the fire?

♪ Back in the '90s I was in a very famous TV show ♪

so your solution is to air your dirty laundry for everyone to see.

Don't tell me to calm down or call me ma'am!

-on the subject of fracking. -Drill away.