Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just write us a goddamn ticket so I can go home and mount my boyfriend!

-Uh-huh! -So croosh.

-There, there. -You are so bad at this.

I don't understand why we're even doing this.

Just leave it. It'll tire itself out eventually.

published an essay online titled "The Case Against Fracking"

-Princess Carolyn-- -Uh-uh! Philbert Stilton,

What the...? Huh?

Hello, I'm Harvey Fierstein. Let's put a baby in you.

Yeah. "Oh, my God, what a monster!"

You said offices have corners and corners are the patriarchy.

Must be the half of me that's made of garbage.

So the article is just about a happy marriage with a healthy sex life?

I slept with someone who loved me more than anybody else

and it's just going to embarrass everyone.

in the nine months after you had sex with them.

I can make this real quick.

She's a medium,

I should get going.

-[chiming] -Hello! Harvey Fierstein here.

...and then when I was eight,

Can you take me there?

Thanks to Katrina, I've finally realized I'm good at people liking me.

Last thing this world needs is more of this garbage.

And that was just such a tough time for our country...

Fine. Can I talk to you in the hot-take, cool-down yoga area?

Joke's on you, I already have one!