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At least they talked about you on Letterman.
I'm so sorry.
Just tell her what I'm really like.
and I end up running around with giant gorilla hands and feet.
You can visit your mom,
You're the reason I'm doing it! I said
but my DNA gets mixed with the ape's DNA
You were wrong, friend Howard.
with photographs of nude fat women bending over.
As a counterpoint, here he is, uninvited and visibly sweaty.
Thanks again for taking me to the pharmacy.
No.
undergrad in a leather jacket
Aw... Thank you.
How about in the car?
Are you sure?
Oh, my God.
and just burn through your savings,
Uh, that doesn't sound good.
Hi. Hey, buddy.
Your words fall like acid rain
Well, with that sorted out,
that I may end up in South America.
Thank you.
I have an eidetic memory.