Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is this a prank...

We just ended up having a lot in common.

I don't appreciate your sarcasm,

And smart. Phi Beta Kappa.

You sure you want to do this?

It's nothing fancy, but it'll get you to auditions,

The same way my boyfriend makes me feel terrible

I would totally read that book.

You can be like my, uh, online wingman.

Before I met Sheldon, I was ready to give up, too.

and I didn't hear the rest 'cause she took her bra off.

and you blow it!

Which, other than its surprisingly fun puzzle page,

I have to go to the bathroom.

all because some dumb girl thought it was beneath her.

I'm happy to answer your question, Bernadette.

I know. Powerful stuff, huh?

I'm not too shy and passive.

Because it made me realize they'll just

I'm glad because I would not have seen that coming.

Is that book called Lies I Tell to Get Sex?

He says he'll be down in a minute.

But I still need to use the bathroom.

I don't want you to pretend to be me.