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I like that in a woman.
Oh. Yay!
Why would you do that?
No. What's up?
Those astronauts were my heroes.
Yeah. Why wouldn't I want to get my old job back?
Look, I admit that it's odd
42 minutes in.
...plane tickets? Yeah.
I'm meeting her for coffee.
at the mechanic?
jealous of the cup touching your ruby lips."
she's been female her entire life.
Don't say anything.
You know, I think I'm just gonna go by myself.
Maybe I can go with you guys to Houston?
You excited for Texas?
Uh, for starters, we could stop insulting each other.
Come on, I can drive you wherever you need to go.
I'm sorry for every mean thing I ever did or said to you!
I'm trying to be a better friend,
where we land in Houston
We went to Harvard, we like Chaucer,
Kind of like when Firefly was cancelled.
If she did, it would be amazing.
with my good friend Howard.
Not great. Can I talk to you for a sec?