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... your job, the guy ...
- Got it. - Okay, now, tennis ...
... of Annie and Scott in holy matrimony.
So, Aunt Mitsy, apparently Mom disappeared ...
You're Mrs. Robinson.
No man does. That's his.
- Was she drop-dead gorgeous or what? - Hey, hey.
I'll marry you next month, I'll marry you this week.
On the other hand, he loves talking about the Civil War ...
Three minutes. All right, three minutes. It's 49 percent for 75 mil.
For what it's worth, I thought that Mrs. Robinson ...
- What? - The Graduate.
There are certain moments in time ...
I mean, was she in love with this guy?
... especially Europe, really good.
She was a very beautiful woman.
Are you okay? You've been awfully quiet.
About what happened back then.
... of a member of the class of '59, a Beau Burroughs.
- I'll be right back. - It's fine.
- Katharine! - You did not!
After the party, I'll fly you home.
It looked like she was crying.
We went to Spain last summer, and it's like an entirely different country.
The St. Louis Rams? What is that?
We agreed to announce after the wedding.
Well, I wouldn't necessarily say ...
Beau Burroughs.
- But I wasn't finished. - Okay.
... to harbor anxieties about their future.
Would you --? Would you mind giving me a ...?
- Hi. - I hope you're not thinking ...
It's not like we have a mother who helped her pick out her wedding dress.
Come here.
- Okay. - A little longer?
- Honey? - I'll be right there.
- Faucet. - Okay.
... it's -- - You know, I still pick up ...
It was nice to meet you, Mr. Burroughs.
It might as well have been Cabo 30 years ago.
- Probably should go now. - Yeah.
No, Jeff, wait. Jeff, wait.
... and I, theoretically, want to marry him.
We're talking about Sarah here, the one from New York.
All right, they're hot. I have very hot feet.
So are we ...?
I haven't heard from her. I'm starting to feel like something happened to her.
I want some adventure, you know? And --
Come here.
- What? - You're not into this.
What are you two talking about in here?
- Annie wants to see Sarah. - Annie?
When you and Scott play tennis ...
I know. They used to make movies about real things, about people.
No.
I was born March 3rd, 1964 ...
... three days later, the daughter married a different guy.
That someone in town, some family, were the real Robinsons.
Between your mother and me?
She married so young.
It doesn't mean I'm gonna test the waters ...
Uh-uh! No!
Blunt testicular trauma.
They're still in the bag with all your shoes.
I just felt ...
Okay, here. Take this.
And a guy who is terrific, and he wants to marry me ...
No, no. This man haunts my dreams.
Vodka, rocks, please.
Oh, God.
I just don't want to.
Case in point, yours truly. Not to mention my wife and, of course, Sarah.
They did take some creative liberties, though.
Okay. Okay.
Face like a butt, I believe, is how he put it.
Mom liked Beau Burroughs, you seduced him ...
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