HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Playing the trombone.
"I didn't know where else to go."
... that I was 13 years younger than you are now.
Things are never what they seem with the women in this family.
- See all those little etchings? - Yeah.
- Can I get in? - You can always get in.
Life is short ...
And you and my grandmother.
... at an internment camp just down the block.
- What? I'm into it. - You are so not into this.
Roger's one of the most powerful men in this conversation which has just ended.
No, the Xanax is for my other granddaughter.
... who we're with than what we're doing.
... at a time like this. Your mother did the same thing.
- They got harsh lighting -- - Come on. It's gonna be good.
Then don't try.
- Sarah. - Yeah. Come in.
San Francisco.
Did you wear a condom?
You all right? Okay, let's -- Let's try again.
Okay.
Wrong answer.
- I just know that she did it. - Did what? Whom?
But if you do come from Los Angeles, then chances are you come from --
No, no, you're not gonna get me there. I don't go to the movies anymore.
But I do have questions that I would like to ask you.
Apology accepted.
Oh, come on, you guys. What are you, like, 5 years old?
And let's just say that ...
I was looking for my father.
No, thanks. I was -- I just stopped by.
We were over the Gulf of Mexico on the way to Belize ...
I only drive slow, sweetheart, because you're in the car with me.
- Are you okay? - She's fine.
Why don't you come with me tonight.
That blue thing.
- The wedding is about to begin. - You're Anne Bancroft, aren't you?
She had a fight with Jeff and she never got on the plane.
I wish the girls' mother was here. She always put me at ease.
Oh, gosh. You know, don't get me wrong, Jeff is an amazing guy.
Yeah, I was 12. That's as far as I got.
Otherwise, it's just a bunch of Thursdays, you know, strung together.
- What were you thinking? - I wasn't thinking !
So are you.
You knew about that?
You okay?
Sarah, Sarah, I'm sorry that this didn't occur to me before ...
Right before the wedding.
Well, who is your dad?
- I'm sorry, you're squishing my arm. - Sorry.
I would appreciate if you would do the same.
And if you're gonna marry someone, it may as well be your best friend.
You know, I can't have people dying anonymously ...
Oh, it's so good to see you.
Baby, where --? Where is your engagement ring?
Hey. You're here, you're here, you're here!
In the boarding house, right?
... tell me your husband won't be home.
God ! Blunt testicular trauma?
Daddy, why didn't you just say something?
Truth be known, I'd been struggling with that my whole life.
... I don't think I realized I was just trying to find her.
I'm into it.
... it explains everything. Why I have nothing in common with my family ...
Thank you.
You know, I'm not sure anyone really knows him.
Just because he's not sterile ...
You're babbling.
- We need to talk alone right now. - Okay.
- Thank you. - Nice seeing you again, Sarah.
... and the guy next to him, he owns the other half.
A willing of the unimaginable into existence.
Thank you.
- God, I'm losing my mind. - No, baby, you're not losing your mind.
Is he adopted?
Please, Sarah.
... that I am in a career that is going absolutely nowhere.
I've got work. I've gotta go back.
Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's no boat, nothing sank ...
... is not my biological son, nor is he adopted.
Goodbye.
... with that Bianchi boy.
- That movie with Dustin Hoffman in it. - Why?
Yeah, no, I'm good.