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I get paid $45 million a year to yell at people who have nothing.

hi stewie and. [gaps. stewie.

Pour food on my pile!

I pooped out your bow tie.

Stewie, do you even know what a menstrual cycle is?

Um, listen, before we start, could you not hit me here

Also, Zack Morris, if you could stop freezing time

what's going on he. oh my god is that a fucking rat. peter hold it down i'm getting the gun

or you want to do Inside the Actor's Studio?

They'll just be scissoring stuff and eating clams all weekend.

has over 2,000 likes doesn't mean you have to kill yourself.

- Hey, Megan. - Oh, hey, guys.

Lucky there's a man who positively can do

What's going on? Did that kid from the future come back?

Both crying! Booba takes off fur.

Now, do you ever play old-school Nintendo?

I'm just sitting out here in the open.

No, this other guy, Mike Pulaski.

Man, he looks mean.

That's your name, isn't it?

You’re gonna get ya ya!

Hi, Stewie.. Stewie!

I don't know what I would do without you.

I'll take any help I can get.

Everybody gets naked in front of their dog.

I can already picture my funeral.

You guys, I've tried everything, but it's hopeless!

Stewie, you got to help me.

I lost my ass gambling. Have you seen it?

Hi, Stewie, and.. Stewie!

So, I guess you heard about the fight, huh?