Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How did you read my...? - ... Mind?
I'm horrified that he's even here.
When we need a child, we'll call you.
Well, I like to think I've been this handsome since birth,
Your hands are in your pockets 'cause they're itchy?
What is that?
All right. Geez, relax.
I don't like it, Charlie. I don't think it's funny.
I think the problem here is that your body quit.
- That happened. - So did I.
You know what I'm saying?
I got a pretty good plan how to do this.
I came back with beefcakes.
casting call for a billboard? How have we not done this before?
But 2008 Dennis is in decline.
- That's a great character. - No, That's like a bad
- some sort of giant bird. - You look so much like a bird.
a sexually active person should have a rash.
in all of Philadelphia.
I got both of you guys.
Wake up, donkeys.
Frank, you disgust me.
It is shit. This is a barnyard.
Dennis Reynolds, 40 feet tall and shirtless.
But then the casting director called, and they were, like,
Okay, attention, ladies, gentlemen, hotties and beefcakes.
You know what, man? Screw this. I'm outta here.
No Wisdom characters? Now that's interesting...
They're about fame.
Maybe you didn't get it. I'm crazy 'cause I'm pricing the beer too low.
YOUS A BUNCH OF WHITE BOYS, RIGHT?
Yeah. Yeah, man. Plus, think about it.
I've never been turned on by a jaguar before.
Yes.
I feel like I could find my true love here.
This is what I do. I just talk into the camera about my life.
Well, okay, you take the girls, and I'll take Dennis and the dudes.
My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.
Okay, but after talking to a few of them,
Your bird quit.