Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

choking on a red, glistening dog dick.
If I have learned one thing about crisis management,
And we had to throw the turkey in the trash.
Please don't keep touching me every day.
Why wasn't I informed? You know there's a system in place for this eventuality?
in Virginia after the ceremony.
That's one less vote for O'Brien and possibly one vote for us
- Um, yes, I did. - Yes, she did.
- Maryland, ma'am. - Oh, that's where I'm from.
Just... shit.
The pilgrims, they ate deer
- You know what it could be? - What?
and then fuck off so Ezra can slide right in.
We just lost the oldest member of the House
I love it. Domestic abuse jokes. They just tickle me.
- I just want to see if I have that balm. - Oh, goodie.
She hasn't been sedated. She's not incapacitated.
the president that never was.
Why don't you tell me about Vegas? Did you two girls have fun?
I left her at home with her folks and my folks plus her kids.
So this was renovated in 1951 by...
We just got word.
Of course, up against the Widow Sherman,
- Jeff. Jeff. - Hey, leave it.
- Of course. - Some truths are eternal, but no turkey.
- Well, I'm ready if you are. - For what?
You're merely acting as a placeholder for Ezra.
- And we're clear. - I love the Hanukkah bit.
And, ladies and gentlemen of the press,
- He's got a lot of ideas. - Yeah? Good.
Jeff: I spoke to the governor.
Oh, my God, that's great.
Ma'am.
Hey, I've got something for you guys, something big.
Jesus, for the final time, it was not Vegas!
You know, that can be the difference between a three- and a four-star hotel.
I mean sell my sweet white ass on a street corner jonesing.
- Nope, it's got to be Washington. - Right.
She's up to date with the situation, which we think is under control.
- Good night, Brookheimers. - Bye, Dan.
Where are the tongs?
- Ooh, bruising? - Yes, Gary, bruising.