Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just... shit.
Where are the tongs?
Hey, I've got something for you guys, something big.
- Maryland, ma'am. - Oh, that's where I'm from.
Jesus, for the final time, it was not Vegas!
Jeff: I spoke to the governor.
The pilgrims, they ate deer
You know, that can be the difference between a three- and a four-star hotel.
So this was renovated in 1951 by...
I left her at home with her folks and my folks plus her kids.
If I have learned one thing about crisis management,
the president that never was.
I love it. Domestic abuse jokes. They just tickle me.
Why wasn't I informed? You know there's a system in place for this eventuality?
- You know what it could be? - What?
in Virginia after the ceremony.
- Good night, Brookheimers. - Bye, Dan.
- Of course. - Some truths are eternal, but no turkey.
- Ooh, bruising? - Yes, Gary, bruising.
Oh, my God, that's great.
That's one less vote for O'Brien and possibly one vote for us
- Jeff. Jeff. - Hey, leave it.
choking on a red, glistening dog dick.
Of course, up against the Widow Sherman,
We just lost the oldest member of the House
- Um, yes, I did. - Yes, she did.
- Nope, it's got to be Washington. - Right.
I mean sell my sweet white ass on a street corner jonesing.
- Well, I'm ready if you are. - For what?
- And we're clear. - I love the Hanukkah bit.
She hasn't been sedated. She's not incapacitated.
She's up to date with the situation, which we think is under control.
- He's got a lot of ideas. - Yeah? Good.
And we had to throw the turkey in the trash.
We just got word.
Please don't keep touching me every day.
Ma'am.
- I just want to see if I have that balm. - Oh, goodie.
and then fuck off so Ezra can slide right in.
Why don't you tell me about Vegas? Did you two girls have fun?
And, ladies and gentlemen of the press,
You're merely acting as a placeholder for Ezra.