Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Here. - Thank you.

I mean, you treat the Constitution like a build-your-own-pizza menu.

Shit, I don't even know who's at my house.

Oh, listen, I'm not gonna need you this weekend or tomorrow,

I hereby declare Drumstick and Cranberry

- There you go. - We're gonna have a mutiny.

Husband? You're married?

Oh, honey, I can't.

How'd it go with the New Hampshire Napoleon?

God, it still sounds so weird saying that.

At each of today's programs,

For my family back in Connecticut, we ditched the turkey.

Kent: Ben is bringing over Vice President Doyle.

of salmonella poisoning linked to contaminated poultry.

- In Maryland, ma'am. - Oh, that's where I'm from.

to forgo a traditional Thanksgiving

My eyelids are seriously starting to look like Keith Richards' ball sack.

I invited Richard to come back with us for Thanksgiving tomorrow.

Now, the beauty of this procedure

What are you asking him for? He's not a doctor.

I hope you die a horrible death

So do you have a list of spectacular dumbasses?

It makes a big difference to know that she's calling from the Oval.

And I noticed it, so I confronted him with the evidence.

I'm pretty sure I said be and also careful.

'cause I've got to call all of these Congress people.

- What? - What just happened?

My wife and I are trying to work some things out.

My husband and I are having his whole family over for turkey.

Could be more. Probably fit a lot of corn in there.

Got a little something for you.

Yes. We will be right back after this short break.

The first ever Thanksgiving,

How do you feel about the term Turkeypocalypse?

- Oh, please. He wishes. - Ma'am, Mike just announced to the press

You know what it is? You want to fuck my wife, too, don't you?

Kent: Well done.