Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But the one thing we will not be sharing this holiday
Excuse me, sir. We have an intruder here.
I want to thank you for your understanding
and five really hungry people, so I'm gonna need you to be really quick.
Amy, please don't swear like that in front of the kids.
Well, I was advanced for my age.
But I have to be here, sweetie pie,
Oh, ma'am, latest from Treasury
I have barely seen you for two months.
Ooh, is that the mandarin chicken salad?
This is the president calling. Is Congressman Jaeger available?
Do people not understand basic nonparametric statistics?
- Are they ready for me? - Yeah.
- I don't want a repeat of '79. - Whatever.
I mean, zucchini, Pfizer, farmed salmon.
Well, if she's not incapacitated, you don't need me.
God, I've got to get out there.
I fully support your decision to live as an ugly woman.
- Tom is not that stupid. - There's a clear pattern.
Oh, hey, is it possible to get salmonella
I thought you said tea-bagging.
and giving it up to come here? Thank you.
The House kneels before the fucking J-man.
Ma'am, I'll be happy to hold your sunglasses for you.
So there was no need to invoke the 25th.
He means that literally. He doesn't know what the other thing is.
But don't tell him why.
Not Doyle. Anyone but the veep.
things that are a bit more complicated than a De-bagging.
that she is running for the seat.
Brilliant, handsome, wife's a solid eight.
Amy's dad: So what is this Tom James guy like?
there is going to be a special election back home for the seat and...
I got us a suite at the Willard.
Do you smell something?
and our president can't make a statement without a paper bag on her head.
Ben, I would have you to the table, but my wife,