Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You looking forward to Thanksgiving, Marjorie?
especially turkey.
Jonah's Uncle Jeff is flying down.
It's like a wererabbit.
Splash of half-and-half.
The Jonah Ryan story, chapter five.
- Right. - After, you know. Wish me luck, though.
What?
We need you to make a statement about the salmonella outbreak.
- Will you tell our friend over here... - Take it easy.
Selina: Okay, so tell Congressman Price
Any chance we can switch those?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Okay, good. All right. - Say, did Ben do this to you?
Ben: Mr. Vice President.
Listen, baby, I have some giblets simmering
- Well, apologies about that. - Okay.
Like an alcoholic father who just stepped on a Lego
Richard, would you like to come to Thanksgiving dinner?
Oh, you want both, do you?
the vice president is certainly the...
POTUS is still getting permanently Photoshopped.
Why are there two place settings? You know Charlie's not coming, right?
Someone's got a case of the blue badge blue balls.
- Prostitutes. - Mm-hmm.
I have recurring nightmares
We need you to make another statement.
- Yes. - Come on in.
Fuck me.
But Ezra's currently serving in Afghanistan.
- so you can take that off, okay? - Oh, fantastic.
and have it fly up tubby's dick.
- Jesus Horatio Christ. - Andrew.
for the seat before Christmas.
I don't know why he keeps calling me.
You know it was a fucking panic attack.
Well, can't you make those phone calls from anywhere?
- Did you know that? - Fascinating.
That haircut's not doing him any favors.
I hope you die a horrible death
- I don't know. - He doesn't know. Why would he know?
He's still the kingmaker in New Hampshire.
Well, to be honest, the holidays are a little tough on our family.
- Madam President. - Dr. Abernathy.
New Hampshire is gonna hold a special election
Besides, for anyone to beat the widow, they're gonna have to fight dirty
Her mouth is swollen from dental surgery.