Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We've got Congressman Jaeger. He's from Wisconsin.
No, I want you to run.
I'm scared of Wendy.
Selina: Yes, Congressman,
Or how to cook a fucking turkey.
If I had known that, I would have killed him myself.
She's just not fully capacitated.
All right, who's up first?
Yeah, I got it.
- What is that? - It's your Thanksgiving meal.
- Yes. - Well, I don't think they left yet.
No, nothing. Just the whiff of romance.
Thanks, guys. I got it. Come, sit down, please.
You don't give me names, Beardo. I give you names.
Anyway, listen, can you just talk me through this procedure one more time?
You are my puppet. I'd let you dance.
Yeah, but it's not my fault if Cousin Lezra ends up eating my nut dust
- Mike! Mike! - Mike, is this a salmonella epidemic?
Please don't surprise me like that again.
- Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. - Okay, Jeff.
Yeah, it really does.
She will be making a full statement soon...
and also for tax evasion
Okay, I'll just take a few questions first, then I'll bring you up again, okay?
She's on board. We're putting a baby in her.
- Wheat, protein, organic tofu. - ...wheat, protein, and organic tofu.
Oh, never mind. They all have that.
There's only one name on it.
- Okay. Yeah. - Gary, if you'll please excuse us.
The number of people taken ill is orders
from their own weight and die in a year or two, tops.
When Admiral Burger first suggested this trip,
there was actually no turkey at all.
- My family hid it. - Look, I've got to run something by you.
and why I've had to be incommunicado for the last few days.
So take your list, roll it up real tiny,
Well, you know...
They're ready in the Roosevelt Room.
Coffey. Where does he stick his dick?
The South Korean PM is asking for a few minutes to discuss.
but I'm taking these guys straight to a petting zoo
No, no, no. That's my department.
Second only to Minnesota followed by North Carolina.
Can somebody reach around the back of Kent's head and power him down?
- Absolutely, chief of staff. - Please let me earn it.
Tom James.
Happy Thanksgiving and early Hanukkah.
I had all my adult teeth by age four.
Good. I'm jonesing for a cup of coffee.