Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Doyle: So I've spoken to the president.

of magnitude below statistical significance.

So for dessert, there's apple and pecan pie. What would you like?

Andrew, I'm a woman of my word

I should add the turkeys were no longer there.

And I'll look 10 years younger.

and travel here to be with

Ma'am, the salmonella outbreak has mushroomed.

Tell the South Korean PM I'll give her a call later this afternoon.

Well played, ma'am.

Forgive me, but you have to be nice to him.

I invite my friends to Thanksgiving dinner.

That is amazing.

and you have my word.

I'm a MRSA infection. You don't get rid of Jonah Ryan.

but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

She still has a great rack, though.

Maybe you should declare a state of emergency.

- I can't even look at her. - Yeah.

Next time you have a root canal, remind me.

- Wow. - It's okay. It's okay.

I will bring you back human ears for a necklace.

Okay, she just had 10 years taken off her eyes.

willing to charge this machine gun nest,

Great, why don't you send them right over to me?

that we're closing up shop for the Thanksgiving holiday and we're monitoring

to totally rock this shit. Amen.

I also want to take this opportunity to introduce Congressman Bill Jaeger

- She can't make a statement. - You're fucking kidding me.

It's idiotic, but it scares people into watching more news, right?

Like are they gonna hit the minibar tonight at their hotel?

Praise Jesus! Are you kidding me?

Missouri's the largest turkey-producing state in the union.

I'll come and pester you to be back at your desk in an hour.

you mentioned things like zucchini and Atlantic City and Pfizer,

Happy Thanksgiving. Bye-bye. Oh, my God.

Now, do you or do you not understand me?!

Yes. We better go see the black-eyed pea.

...and we can wrap up Michigan.

Well, they were bred to be eaten, so they'll probably collapse

If she wants me to do her bullshit,

I hope I can count on your support in the upcoming vote.

You have had sex with both of my daughters.

- If you could please have a seat. Gary. - Dr. Abernathy.

Thank you so much. Happy Thanksgiving. Yes. What?

Sherman's dead.

she fucking hates you as do I.

- Splett? - Splett.