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Morning. Happy Thanksgiving.
To be honest with you, sir, she's not looking real good.
It's got to be a pretty stressful time.
You just got back from Nevada and you lost the recount.
I think Tom is up to something with Sidney Purcell.
Today's media-go-round was a tour De force.
- Is he tall? - I should get back to work.
No, I got an email from that surrogate we met with.
Any news on Sherman?
I value openness and straight talk.
And Jonah's running for Congress in New Hampshire.
Needless to say, I did not have root canal.
Thanksgiving wouldn't be complete...
like an alcoholic father who has just stepped on a Lego.
- Where is the president? - James, do me a favor.
Eat Protein and Carry On
I just pardoned his stanky-ass turkeys,
but Fox says it with blonder hair and bigger tits.
Jeez, he couldn't eat a turkey unless you put it in a blender
Well, in many ways, this could be the best thing that could happen.
- Oh! - Oh, I'm so sorry. How are you?
Sir, you're calm, you're confident,
Thanksgiving has always meant sharing the bounty
No, Wendy's pissed.
and also for tax evasion.
Well, maybe you thought I was too busy
Goddamn panic attack.
- But... - Sounds like a big goddamn but.
- This is the new face. - It's a beautiful face.
Whip the vote. You understand that. Mommy's got to whip.
I'll get it.
sooner than you think, but only when she's ready.
with a strong arm and a willing heart
I know, ma'am.
We're gonna have a mut... let's get some meat on your bones.
Oh, yeah, this is a giant, juicy, muscular Serena Williams but.
There's gonna be a little swelling and of course a tiny bit of bruising afterwards.
It's time.
Eat Protein and Carry On
It was a fucking panic attack.
Ice bucket challenge can suck my dick.
Somewhere in the world there's a woman exactly my age
Do not make me call your fathers.
Okay, well, you got the... that's a five.
My rusty sheriff's badge?